[Football] Girl,s guide to what a normal Vulva should look like

[Algernon]

My ex missus had more of an outtie than an innie.
When she was pregnant and sitting naked on the toilet having a wee our 4 year old said she knew her mum was having a baby because she could "see its tongue sticking out."

 

[brightn'ove]

What...

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

On the other side of the coin, so to speak :

Man goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, my penis is shaped like a rocket."

Doctor looks at the strange appendage and says "My goodness, so it is. Tell me, what does your wife think?"

"Oh, she's over the moon." replies the man.

I shall get my coat.

I wanted to train as a gynaecologist. At the interview they asked what I knew about vulvas. I said I didn't know much about Swedish cars.

 

[hitony]

I've said it before, you do start some bloody odd threads.

What on earth does he google to get onto that subject?

 

[MJsGhost]

Further down that same page, Mary Berry seems to have a DIY solution....

 

[The Large One]

Hmm....maybe one day it'll replace Iris Recognition technology Could make the queues at cash points a bit interesting.................

Put you card in the slo... nah, better leave that one there, I think.

 

[aberllefenni]

Vulva is what they call a Volvo in Kensington, like an auto accident is called a creche.

And sex is what the coal is delivered in.

 

[Hyperion]

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The Volvo Uvavu HAS to happen

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Is this real ? 'designer vagina'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43373807

Good to see the gals are apparently being directed to "an online reference tool"'.

 

[The Rattler]

What on earth does he google to get onto that subject?

Your Mum

 

[Seasidesage]

This is because boys are watching porn online and expect all girls to look like porn stars, so pressurising them and saying they are not normal, when they are normal. Again it is the growing pressure on online images that are making insecure girls feel even more insecure. It's a sad time we live in, that some girl feel they need to mutilate themselves to please boys/men.

Whatever happened to being grateful you were getting a shag?

 

[LamieRobertson]

What on earth does he google to get onto that subject?

He’s probably got his phone set up to receive alerts on obscure news

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

If there are any concerned ladies that are not sure and need an opinion please contact me.
I wouldn't say I am an expert but I will have a really good look at it.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Twats

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

what's wrong with a nice pair of lips stuck to your face
regards
DR

 

[Stat Brother]

Nowhere else to put this so it's going here and to hell with it:-

Just seen a lanky geeky streak of a lad going into my daughters secondary school who somehow managed to simultaneously look 14 and 41.
Thanks to his limbs he is well over 6 foot tall, a full wispy beard and 'tash, receding hairline, his uniform was too small.
'Uncomfortable' is the only word to describe the poor lad.

I'd not want to go back to hormone hell.

 

[Madafwo]

Every time I've seen this story I can't help but think the Girl Guide's badges have changed a lot since I was a nipper.

 

[hart's shirt]

Nothing to get in a flap about.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

This is because boys are watching porn online and expect all girls to look like porn stars, so pressurising them and saying they are not normal, when they are normal. Again it is the growing pressure on online images that are making insecure girls feel even more insecure. It's a sad time we live in, that some girl feel they need to mutilate themselves to please boys/men.

Many women prefer circumcised men. Who can blame them.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Many women prefer circumcised men. Who can blame them.

I think that's only in really weird places like America though. Never come across it (fnarr) as a thing (chortle) in the UK.