[Football] Girl,s guide to what a normal Vulva should look like

[Leekbrookgull]

Is this real ? 'designer vagina'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43373807

 

[Frutos]

I've said it before, you do start some bloody odd threads.

 

[Hyperion]

 

[Springal]

Vulva ?

 

[Hillian1]

I'm not sure but I think the point is that they come in all shapes and sizes so don't go having your bits hacked about.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Vulva ?

 

[ozzygull]

This is because boys are watching porn online and expect all girls to look like porn stars, so pressurising them and saying they are not normal, when they are normal. Again it is the growing pressure on online images that are making insecure girls feel even more insecure. It's a sad time we live in, that some girl feel they need to mutilate themselves to please boys/men.

 

[el punal]

On the other side of the coin, so to speak :

Man goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, my penis is shaped like a rocket."

Doctor looks at the strange appendage and says "My goodness, so it is. Tell me, what does your wife think?"

"Oh, she's over the moon." replies the man.

I shall get my coat.

 

[Baldseagull]

Is this real ? 'designer vagina'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43373807

You can get Chinese knock offs of pretty much most designer gear, not seen these yet on Ali Baba though.

 

[jessiejames]

 

[1066familyman]

Top tip. Best avoid mushrooms that sit in a volva. Just not worth the risk.

 

[jonnyrovers]

I had to handle a complaint from a woman who claimed for poor surgical outcome following a labiaplasty. It frustrated her that I wouldn't roll over and accept fault on the part of the hospital. Her parting shot (screaming hysterically) before slamming the phone down was "I ONLY BLOODY WANTED HIM TO PUFF UP MY FOO FOO A BIT!!!!"

 

[AmexRuislip]

Vulva is what they call a Volvo in Kensington, like an auto accident is called a creche.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Only on NSC

 

[The Large One]

If anyone wants to know what a real, normal vagina looks like without resorting to trawling through porn sites, I suggest they look at the Great Wall of Vagina artwork - by a fella whose name escapes me in Brighton. There's hundreds of them, all different shapes and 'patterns' - and no two are the same.

This is nothing more than a piece of hysteria fabricated by... I don't know - some prat.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I have studied this subject as a gifted amateur for many years and have concluded that the more luxuriant the vulvage the more of a screamer the owner is.

You have not been charged my normal fee for this. I offer it in the spirit of sharing.

 

[SUA Seagull]

I have studied this subject as a gifted amateur for many years

Does that make you partial to clitoris allsorts?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm not sure but I think the point is that they come in all shapes and sizes so don't go having your bits hacked about.

What a load of old fanny!

 

[GT49er]

If anyone wants to know what a real, normal vagina looks like without resorting to trawling through porn sites, I suggest they look at the Great Wall of Vagina artwork - by a fella whose name escapes me in Brighton. There's hundreds of them, all different shapes and 'patterns' - and no two are the same.

Hmm....maybe one day it'll replace Iris Recognition technology Could make the queues at cash points a bit interesting.................

 

[jakarta]

Never came across one I didn't like when doing the business, clearly I'm not fussy...