german phrases help

[Scotty Mac]

there are currently two very attractive german ladies in the hostel i am staying in. however, my small grasp of the german language coming from my gcse days is proving pretty unsuccessful, as there is only so far that asking someone where they live and if they have any brothers or sisters can get you. the line my sister is a cabbage was also met with a less than enthusiastic response

anyone out there have any german phrases i can use to wow these ladies off of their feet?

 

[Brixtaan]

Sieg heil?

 

[Frutos]

- Sie haben sehr schone Augen.

- Der Fussball war definitiv uber der Linie.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Ich bin ein Berliner

 

[Biscuit]

- Sie haben sehr schone Augen.

Classic, or maybe try a smooth..

Hallo, Sie später ein Getränk?

 

[Grendel]

Du bist sehr schoen.

 

[gjh1971]

Ich werde Sie hören von Dirk Lehmann lassen?

 

[Easy 10]

"Haaben zie heuter abent zeit"
- What are you doing tonight ?

"Ick kan des shlerlsell ech finden"
- I can't find the key

"Mein knopperfugler est deim reuben die clackkenberg"
- My privates have become trapped in your blender.

 

[Nemesis]

Haben Sie versucht, sie weg und einzuschalten wieder?

A very bad translation of........

















Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[gjh1971]

http://www.perfectpizza.co.uk/franchise-StoresForSale.aspx

 

[Hunting 784561]

Trying saying to her in a tender moment :

" Willst du mein Bratwurst schlucken ? "

and if she slaps your face, the correct response is :

" Du kannst mich am Arsch lecken "

 

[Meade's Ball]

In Germany, always first mention the jugendherberge. The ladies love to be asked where such a thing is and whether it's open past midnight and if it'll accept people of any age.

 

[Jimbo26]

Achtung Baby ??

 

[dougdeep]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

 

[Gully]

Kunnen sie mein pimmel schlicken.

Do you like to drink Pimms?

 

[cardboard]

Ich lieber es

Im lovin it (from mcDonalds burger wrapper)

 

[dougdeep]

gehen Sie? (Do you go?)

 

[Les Biehn]

Schnelle schnelle Kartoffel

 

[Les Biehn]

Ehrlich bin ich nicht fröhlich und in meinem Land das kleinere das bessere.

Honestly I'm not gay and in my country smaller is better.