Geordie Horse Lover says sorry

[carlzeiss]

I thumped police horse in self–defence says football thug | UK | News | Daily Express

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I thumped police horse in self–defence says football thug | UK | News | Daily Express

What a thick Northern goon.

 

[pasty]

Translation: "Bugger, I've been caught and everyone thinks I'm a **** so I'd better try and show some contrition."


Edit: the **** was not the c-word!

 

[Hillian1]

This is the same guy who was wearing a scarf round his face yes? even though he was "just caught up in the middle of it.
The same guy who had to take a step forward to punch the horse? Although he was acting in self defence.

What a tool.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He added: "I would like to apologise to the horse, to all the mounted section, to people of the North–east.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

What a worthless turd

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Translation: "Bugger, I've been caught and everyone thinks I'm a **** so I'd better try and show some contrition."


Edit: the **** was not the c-word!

Exactly this, except he probably wouldn't understand the word "contrition"

 

[CHAPPERS]

Trying to reduce his sentence innit

 

[Guinness Boy]

Ah the old 'scarf on my face because of toothache' defence

Along with the classic 'he wouldn't hurt a fly' and 'drinking on meds'.

What a co**juggl***thun**rc**t

 

[Triggaaar]

"There was a loud bang and it spooked all the horses. This horse came towards me and I just reacted."
"The fire cracker went off, and it charged at me. That's when I panicked and threw a punch."
He was pictured wearing a scarf around his face, which he insisted was to keep the cold off a bad tooth.

I don't believe a word of it:
Newcastle fan punches horse - YouTube

 

[carlzeiss]

His wife Teresa, 47, a school supervisor said: "He normally never goes out anywhere without me. I let him out once by himself and look what happens.

 

[Triggaaar]

"I love animals. I've got three dogs"

I want to see pictures of these dogs. Are they lapdogs, or fighting dogs?

 

[User removed 4]

Let's hope the "heartless Tories" review his incapacity benefit as well , he didn't look too incapacitated to me.

 

[Guinness Boy]

"I love animals. I've got three dogs"

I want to see pictures of these dogs. Are they lapdogs, or fighting dogs?

Special Newcastle United branded fighting lapdogs

 

[Triggaaar]

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I hope he dies in a freak yachting accident

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

His wife Teresa, 47, a school supervisor said: "He normally never goes out anywhere without me. I let him out once by himself and look what happens.

Line of the piece, for me. It's absolutely magnificent, the tone of the whole article.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

#PrayForBudTheHorse

 

[Perfidious Albion]

"It is so unlike him – he wouldn't hurt a fly."

yes, well, they always say that.....

Actually he seems to strike the horse on the shoulder rather than the face, I do not suppose he felt it much. But that is hardly the point, assault of a Police Officer or Police Horse or Police Dog in cause of its duty is all the same
I love the way that 2 coppers fell onto him, pronto!

 

[Butch Willykins]

Let's hope the "heartless Tories" review his incapacity benefit as well , he didn't look too incapacitated to me.

Absolutely. Another scrounger who has seemingly been getting away with it for years.