Genuine Query: Anybody Know Of Any BN1 Takeaways Open And Will Deliver On Xmas Day?

[LamieRobertson]

I bought one of these the other day, the woman behind he counter said "You're single aren't you ?"
I said "because I bought a meal for one ?"
she said "no, because you're an ugly cvnt"

Have you thought about writing jokes for Xmas crackers

 

[pearl]

Have you thought about writing jokes for Xmas crackers

i found it very funny!

 

[pearl]

Yes, I found one, very close to where my friend lives, serving a three course meal on Christmas Day.

Oh, was going to meet a friend, but I said there won't be anywhere open .... will have to check, thanks

 

[The Brighton Bear]

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

i found it very funny!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Oh, was going to meet a friend, but I said there won't be anywhere open .... will have to check, thanks

Is that a joke ?

Lamie & I need a clue

 

[Magicman]

The shah tandoori on Beaconsfield rd is open for business on Xmas day��

 

[LamieRobertson]

i found it very funny!

Me too! I think they could do a better job

 

[Easy 10]

Chicken in a tin anyone ?


Anyone ?

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Before we start on dinner shouldn't we get that morning cup of coffee sorted first?

 

[pearl]

Is that a joke ?

Lamie & I need a clue

ha v ha

 

[Dr. No]

Chicken in a tin anyone ?

Anyone ?

No.

 

[pearl]

No.

do you ever say YES! YES! YES!?

 

[Dr. No]

do you ever say YES! YES! YES!?

No.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Tivoli Stores. Oh yes!!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

That's no way to treat the girl/boy friend.

Just get an enormous bar of chocolate with the satsuma

 

[Bry Nylon]

hove born and bred in another sideways look at Brighton

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

This is how we roll here in BN1. Tho we do have a Plan B...

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Heston Blumenthal would charge a fortune for this in his restaurant.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Which Brighton pubs are open on Xmas day?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Which Brighton pubs are open on Xmas day?

The Dog Tray, The Downsman, The Kendall Arms, The Rutland and the NSC ARMS.