I'd like to try and challenge on hip-hop a little. You don't have soul or funk in your shit list, yet hip-hop is very varied musically and you can find plenty of hip-hop that musically is basically funk or soul. Surely you can see why some might like that sort of hip-hop?
Modern hip-hop that is definitely tuneful;
Mac Miller
Childish Gambino
Kendrick Lamar
Sure there's plenty others.
I appreciate genres of music can be quite wide-ranging, so I guess my opinion is based on a particular brand of hip-hop. Top of the list would be guys like Drake (hard to get away from him in Toronto), Kanye West, 50 Cent etc. I can understand what you're saying with Kendrick Lamar and Childish Gambino, I can kind of see why some people might like their songs.
I didn't put funk or soul because I really haven't listened to enough of it to form an opinion.