[Politics] General Election 2024 - 4th July

[aolstudios]

Lego Elvis has developed a rather hilarious habit of saying ‘the Conservative Party will give you a Sir Keir future.’

All those thousands and thousands of pounds spent on the Prime Minature’s education and he can’t pronounce ‘secure’ correctly!

"Lego Elvis"

 

[GJN1]

He's alive!



She lives!

Please let Rees-Smug be the Portillo moment on July 4th.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Gove & Leadsom have started a run of heavyweight Brexiteer Tories jumping off the sinking Sunk show.



The Prime Minature will be at one of his many homes taking tomorrow off the election trail to try and convince others such as Jeremy C Hunt not to jump too. His campaign seems to have Sunk a lot sooner than expected.

The Titanic left Belfast on the 2nd April 1912, it was sunk by the 15th April. 13 days later. Can Sunak’s election campaign last longer?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

 

[Flounce]

Probably shouldn’t have but this tweet made me smile


Replacing Rishi Sunak with Keir Starmer is like being a kid in hospital in the 70's and being told the Jimmy Saville visit has been cancelled only to hear the sound of a didgeridoo coming down the corridor.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Times are a changing.

Labour grab the Times headline instead of the National Service story the Tories wanted the right wing media to focus on.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Ask Sir Paul, he knows

https://www.theguardian.com/music/a...er-on-music-style-and-the-state-of-the-nation

 

[clapham_gull]

 

[Randy McNob]

 

[ROSM]

If owen jones is out then I'm in.

 

[beorhthelm]

Labour are looking increasingly acceptable to the general electorate.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Ask Sir Paul, he knows

https://www.theguardian.com/music/a...er-on-music-style-and-the-state-of-the-nation

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“he does like “Angela something, the one who’s a normal working-class mum.” Angela Rayner? “Yeah, that’s her.”

He doesn’t know the name of the deputy leader

 

[Guinness Boy]

Attention seeking worm who’d rather have Reform in charge than what he considers to be an ideologically correct Labour Party.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Meanwhile, on a grass roots football pitch.

 

[A1X]

 

[Hugo Rune]

In other news, the ‘hard c*** of Brexit’ has ****ed off on holiday rather than bothering to campaign in his own constituency.



He’s given up too hasn’t he?

 

[Loadicus Trux]

Probably shouldn’t have but this tweet made me smile


Replacing Rishi Sunak with Keir Starmer is like being a kid in hospital in the 70's and being told the Jimmy Saville visit has been cancelled only to hear the sound of a didgeridoo coming down the corridor.

This sums it up perfectly for me. Sad isn't it.
Thanks for making me laugh out load.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Probably shouldn’t have but this tweet made me smile


Replacing Rishi Sunak with Keir Starmer is like being a kid in hospital in the 70's and being told the Jimmy Saville visit has been cancelled only to hear the sound of a didgeridoo coming down the corridor.

Funny....but ludicrous.

You need to expand your friendship group, mate

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This sums it up perfectly for me. Sad isn't it.
Thanks for making me laugh out load.

I suspect you have succumbed learned helplessness.

It has been shit for so long you can't imagine how it could be any different.

I recommend 2 aspirin.