General Election 2017

[atomised]

Booze update. My best option appears to be bourbon and apple juice

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That is bad planning, did you fully cost your budget for the night?

I got Dianne Abbott Accounting Ltd to do it for me, I shall be talking to them in the morning.

 

[KVLT]

Going to have an apple. Intend to cut it up with one of those metal squashers that divide it into slices. If you don't hear from me for a while, I may have cut myself doing it. My direction of travel here is west to east. No serving hatch between kitchen and sitting room.

I don't use Twitter or Facebook, but I'm getting a real flavour tonight of what it must be like.

 

[Ernest]

Thanks Ernest. I think a fair few people will be happy to be able to work that all out now.

2 = 1/1 evens so less than 2 is odds on and more than 2 is odds against

 

[East Preston Gull]

Gone too early, bit pissed already and crisps consumed. On to the midget gems.

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[Fitzcarraldo]

Spreadex go with 321-327 on total Tory seats. Sporting index go 322-328.

So neither of them believe the exit poll, both think it will be a handful more than predicted and right on the overall majority/hung parliament border.

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Before the Exit Poll Cons were 352-362 on Spreadex. Don't think I'll pay too much attention to them, they don't know any more than the rest of us.

 

[tinycowboy]

In the humour stakes, NSC is surpassing itself tonight.

In the "being prepared with plenty of booze" stakes, NSC has let itself down big time, and I include myself in that.

I have too much booze - you'd be shocked. We need a fairer system of redistribution - I'd be willing to give up some of my Pisco to make a stronger NSC and anyone who wouldn't is mean and selfish.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Did your ever think Amber Rudd would win?

I thought Kirby, Caulfield and Rudd would always lose. Ruling party MP's targeted in marginals, with the urban areas of East Sussex very often going against the Tories.

I didn't quite know how to call Hastings and Rye, her personal popularity was also going to count against her. See what happens though, it's not over till its over.

 

[Simster]

Before the Exit Poll Cons were 352-362 on Spreadex. Don't think I'll pay too much attention to them,they don't know anymore than the rest of us.

342-348 when I checked at 6pm...

 

[pastafarian]

Booze update. My best option appears to be bourbon and apple juice

Have you run out of toilet duck as well?

 

[pasty]

In the humour stakes, NSC is surpassing itself tonight.

In the "being prepared with plenty of booze" stakes, NSC has let itself down big time, and I include myself in that.

The irony being Ive decided not to drink tonight and I have a 12 pack of beer and a full (ish) drinks cupboard downstairs. I may succumb later.

 

[KVLT]

Kettering (I would not like to live there) is ultra right wing. Extremist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Hollobone

By brother-in-law comes from there.

He's a cvnt!

 

[Bozza]

I didn't quite know how to call Hastings and Rye, her personal popularity was also going to count against her. See what happens though, it's not over till its over.

Rudd was massively odds on to retain her seat.

Hindsight is great, but she does seem to quite unlikeable, which was never going to help her.

 

[Ernest]

I love the way all the morning papers have turned on May already

 

[happypig]

Gone too early, bit pissed already and crisps consumed. On to the midget gems.

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Schoolboy error, you'll not make half one.

My 90 minute kip earlier looking like double minutes in the bank

 

[The Rivet]

Have you run out of toilet duck as well?

I declare 'Toilet Duck' the winner of choice on this election night.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Gone too early, bit pissed already and crisps consumed. On to the midget gems.

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Pacing myself well on the booze, crisps consumed, midget gems also gone, currently resisting the dry roasted peanuts.

 

[atomised]

Schoolboy error, you'll not make half one.

My 90 minute kip earlier looking like double minutes in the bank

I too took the early evening nap. Its paying benefits now

 

[Bladders]

UKIP getting wiped out tonight


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[happypig]

I love the way all the morning papers have turned on May already

I wonder who she'll send to announce her resignation ?