General Election 2017

[Soulman]

Personally I was just glad to see someone on here spelling paedo correctly. I think the spelling on here is ****ING OUTRAGEOUS.

True, would have come in handy last week when I got chucked out of the swimming baths. The "S" fell off my Speedo's.

 

[carlzeiss]

How the results stand after declarations from 23 councils, based on change in seats since 2012-13

 

[pastafarian]

Innuendo is small part of my comedy repertoire. I can do fact based comedy as well, puns and plays on words (you should hear my two-fish-in-a-tank gag or the cat-called-123 joke).

I choose the appropriate tools for each job.

I'm available for weddings and birthday parties.

a bit like your leader
you cant drown people without encouraging and enabling further usage of deathtrap dinghies

Merkel is available for funerals

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

a bit like your leader
you cant drown people without encouraging and enabling further usage of deathtrap dinghies

Merkel is available for funerals

I also run comedy workshops. Would you like to join one? We can certainly work with the subject matter as a starting point.

 

[beorhthelm]

How the results stand after declarations from 23 councils, based on change in seats since 2012-13

bit surprised to see Lib Dems continue to lose ground, might have expected them to see some return to them after the GE collapse.

 

[pastafarian]

How the results stand after declarations from 23 councils, based on change in seats since 2012-13

Labour result expected given the leadership
Disastrous for UKIP
Dreadful for Lib Dems considering they believed the country would get behind their reverse the referendum stance

Strong And Stable wins the day

 

[pastafarian]

I also run comedy workshops.

Is that code for starting NSC political threads

 

[Soulman]

Personally I was just glad to see someone on here spelling paedo correctly. I think the spelling on here

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[The Clamp]

Labour result expected given the leadership
Disastrous for UKIP
Dreadful for Lib Dems considering they believed the country would get behind their reverse the referendum stance

Strong And Stable wins the day

The Tory's right now are very far from strong and stable. They are however up against the worst opposition in living memory. Being slightly more together than the shower of shite opposition is not a victory to celebrate. Mind you, brexiteers have a habit of celebrating wins that are not actually in their best interest eh!

 

[wellquickwoody]

The Tory's right now are very far from strong and stable. They are however up against the worst opposition in living memory. Being slightly more together than the shower of shite opposition is not a victory to celebrate. Mind you, brexiteers have a habit of celebrating wins that are not actually in their best interest eh!

Look lefties, do all of us in this country a favour huh? Stop slagging off the victors of a democratic election and start focusing on what YOUR side needs to be doing to provide the credible opposition this country needs. It is not that the Tories are fuxxin things up, it is your inability to hold them to account!

 

[Soulman]

Look lefties, do all of us in this country a favour huh? Stop slagging off the victors of a democratic election and start focusing on what YOUR side needs to be doing to provide the credible opposition this country needs. It is not that the Tories are fuxxin things up, it is your inability to hold them to account!

Exactly. How many times does it have to be said.. Listen to the PEOPLE, that is a start.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Those cars must belong to smug entitled Lib Dem voters.

A Tory would never park on the pavement like that.

I think the cars are theirs and there's not many Lib Dem voters in Hastings and Rye anyway. I'm not entirely sure what street she's on, but it's certainly one of the more affluent areas and nowhere near the high rise blocks in Hollington or the Farley Bank estate. People feed themselves from food-banks there, are suffering from cutbacks to public services and use busses to travel in Hastings rather than claim 27 pence expenses for a 0.6 mile car journey like she does.

 

[The Clamp]

Look lefties, do all of us in this country a favour huh? Stop slagging off the victors of a democratic election and start focusing on what YOUR side needs to be doing to provide the credible opposition this country needs. It is not that the Tories are fuxxin things up, it is your inability to hold them to account!

One can agree that the process is democratic and still not think the outcome is best for the country.

Look Righties, do all of us a favour and stop saying absolutely nothing can go wrong because the people chose it. That's not how real life works.

As a point of interest, what do you assume is MY side?

 

[daveybgtt]

Look lefties, do all of us in this country a favour huh? Stop slagging off the victors of a democratic election and start focusing on what YOUR side needs to be doing to provide the credible opposition this country needs. It is not that the Tories are fuxxin things up, it is your inability to hold them to account!

Alternatively, they could stop posting or stop breathing, but if we're really lucky, maybe they could try both at once?

I'm chugging along quite nicely under this Tory government, maybe these leftists aren't having a very good life? And like their ilk are inclined to do, wish to blame it on everyone but themselves?

 

[ManOfSussex]

1983 &1987 - Local elections were held in similar political climate to now - Conservative Government and weak Labour opposition and the general election result bore little comparison to the local elections result.

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[The Clamp]

Alternatively, they could stop posting or stop breathing, but if we're really lucky, maybe they could try both at once?

I'm chugging along quite nicely under this Tory government, maybe these leftists aren't having a very good life? And like their ilk are inclined to do, wish to blame it on everyone but themselves?

Au contraire, better off than I have been for a long time and living where I want to live, that is despite the Tories though. What I think you fail to grasp is while "I'm alright Jack" there are millions in the U.K. who are struggling. Things will get worse after Brexit.
The reason Tories will stay in is because the opposition are feeble and because people don't want yet more upheaval. That's exactly why May called this election and that's not Strong and Stable. That's weak and cowardly. Your leader, weak coward.

P.S what a deeply, deeply unpleasant post of yours. It's what your ilk are inclined to do.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Theresa visiting an office in Manchester Street, Brighton today!

She also visited Eastbourne - usual farce in one of the nicer parts of the town. I'm sure the rapidly growing number of homeless people on town centre and seafront streets were reassured by her interest in them.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Theresa visiting an office in Manchester Street, Brighton today!
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#Winners

History repeating itself ... BHA in the top division and a Tory woman Leader set to win big. I wonder if she will out do Mrs T's 11 years at the helm.

 

[ditchy]

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Is that Jacob Rees-Mogg !!

 

[Guinness Boy]

Alternatively, they could stop posting or stop breathing, but if we're really lucky, maybe they could try both at once?

I'm chugging along quite nicely under this Tory government, maybe these leftists aren't having a very good life? And like their ilk are inclined to do, wish to blame it on everyone but themselves?

Total outrage from the board when HT makes a gag about a Tory in glasses, yet here you are wishing death on people for their political views