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General Election 2010 All-Nighter Edition



Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Bottle of Oyster Bay, some Bombay Mix, ice cream and toffee sauce, lucozade for the early hours, some Cuban ground coffee for the latter early hours and some porridge and golden syrup.
 














portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
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I think it's all rather exciting; people complain it's dull but so is every f***ing series of X Factor and that's every w/e for half the year rather than once every 5 years. Besides all the people I know who are saying what's the point are, well, lets say they're hardly in charge at my place of work. Half of 'em don't know it's VE day this w/e or who Winston Churchill was. Well he's the f***er who ensures you're not speaking German for starters you dumb-arse plebs; and VE day's the day we ensured we can cotinue to live in a democracy still. Non Voters because they can't be bothered deserve their heads examining. To think that all those old boys parading this Saturday in Whitehall fought for half the w*****s in this country, well, they must feel ashamed at the contempt to voting shown by some of our fellow citizens in this country.

On a lighter note, for the first hour channel 4's alternative election night has got off to a cracking start. V.funny. Charlie Booker, David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr are 4 of the best sarchy bastards this country has ever produced. Love 'em!
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Watching the C4 election special Celebrity Come Dine With Me.

First thoughts: Derek Hatton is still a professional Scouser and not much else. Edwina Currie is still as irritating as when she was on it previously. Brian Paddick is in serious danger of disappearing up his own arse.
 








Lady Bracknell

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Jul 5, 2003
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Some Waitrose chocolate and raspberry torte has been laid in for later. But if things start going badly wrong I may have to bake something that can be thrown at the television and the dog.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Are any of them going to ask Edwina what is pinks and smells of curry?

:lolol:

Loved Hatton complaining about how they all had a stereotyped impression of Scousers....ruined his argument only slightly by opening his case with the words "Eh eh eh eh!"
 








Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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in fairness quite a lot of things could.

Edwina Currie gives me the horn.

"we all like a bit of meat and two veg don't we"

Ooooh you ARE awful Brian. God it's like having Ainsley Harriott on.
 




The Spanish

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Aug 12, 2008
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"we all like a bit of meat and two veg don't we"

Ooooh you ARE awful Brian. God it's like having Ainsley Harriott on.

haha poor old Brian. His self esteem levels are through the floor.

this is f***ing car crash stuff. Come Share Your f***ing Personality Disorder With Me more like.
 


Lady Whistledown

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haha poor old Brian. His self esteem levels are through the floor.

this is f***ing car crash stuff. Come Share Your f***ing Personality Disorder With Me more like.

Got to love it though haven't you. The look on their faces when Currie said she thought Patricia Hewitt was the sexiest politician. And then when the other guy said what a horrendous image that was :lolol:
 




The Spanish

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Got to love it though haven't you. The look on their faces when Currie said she thought Patricia Hewitt was the sexiest politician. And then when the other guy said what a horrendous image that was :lolol:

hahaha see she is a right puss. Like when Christine Hamilton got pissed and tried to seduce Louis Theroux, there is nothing more funny than middle aged tory women doing saucy.
 




Lady Whistledown

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hahaha see she is a right puss. Like when Christine Hamilton got pissed and tried to seduce Louis Theroux, there is nothing more funny than middle aged tory women doing saucy.

Get the woman on the sauce and watch the comedy unfurl :clap2:

(& then ask her the John Major joke :lolol:)
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Can't decide whether to watch 1 or 4, little help?!

1 doesn't start till ten.

4 has Election Come Dine With Me and is on now.

I make that 1-0 to C4.
 


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