Geek Joke

[Robot Chicken]

 

[little al]

That's shit.

 

[haardman]

There are 10 types of people in the world...

1. Those that understand binary
2. Those that don't

 

[8ace]

 

[Gwylan]

Werner Heisenberg is driving very fast through the streets of Munich and is stopped by a traffic cop. "Do you know how fast you were going," said the cop.
And Heisenberg replied: "No, but I know where I am."

 

[Arthritic Toe]

What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven" ?

Answer in next post...

 

[Arthritic Toe]

A parrotty error.

 

[Superphil]

A fella is sitting in a restaurant, the waiter brings him his dinner, a plate with two dots on it.

The fella says to the waiter "excuse me, this is wrong, I ordered an omlette"

 

[skipper734]

Hooray. I'am not a Geek. The only post I understood was Al's, That's shit.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Hooray. I'am not a Geek. The only post I understood was Al's, That's shit.

Me too ...

 

[maffew]

one for database folks who have suffered from sql injection

 

[Brovion]

A little networking and comms nursery rhyme I used to say to my children:

"If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted and the interrupt's not caught,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!"

Oh, and beware of GEEKS bearing GIFFS

 

[PHCgull]

why do geeks confuse halloween and christmas?



























because Oct(31) = Dec(25).


sorry...

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

one for database folks who have suffered from sql injection

Yay for little Bobby tables. I love xkcd.

 

[Jahooli]

"Yah tee bucketty
Rim bim balloooo
Yip Yip Yip
Yaahooo"

(King Otto on his Hammond)

 

[John Bumlick]

There are 10 types of people in the world...

1. Those that understand binary
2. Those that don't

but try telling that one down the pub...

 

[Simster]

 

[sydney]

A fella is sitting in a restaurant, the waiter brings him his dinner, a plate with two dots on it.

The fella says to the waiter "excuse me, this is wrong, I ordered an omlette"

it's obviously past my bed time.

 

[drew]

QUOTE=haardman;3385874]There are 10 types of people in the world...

1. Those that understand binary
2. Those that don't[/QUOTE]

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