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dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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Why is it that the people with extreme views can never spell?
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Why is it that the people with extreme views can never spell?

It's the rage - the thumping of the fist on the keyboard, the drooling which makes the key presses short circuit, the blindness that descends whenever their masculinity is questioned.


That and their boyfriend giving them a blowjob under the table whilst they are typing.
 


dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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SUNNY SEAFORD
It's the rage - the thumping of the fist on the keyboard, the drooling which makes the key presses short circuit, the blindness that descends whenever their masculinity is questioned.


That and their boyfriend giving them a blowjob under the table whilst they are typing.

And there was I, thinking it had something to do with lack of education.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I had also wondered that, but thought it might offend anyone who is dyslexic or has genuine learning difficulties to suggest that they hadn't made the most of their education.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I wasn't allowed in a gay club once. No reason was given, but i imagined it was because i look(ed) too straight. I took that as an insult as it meant i could never be a success in disguise. I thought if i sprayed myself in gorilla scent and caked me in the pelt of a freshly-dead silverback, the others in the zoological cell wouldn't believe in me or see me as a threat to their land/wives/kids. They'd chuckle and call me a humong, saying that my tender, upright walk and apologetic raise of the eyebrow when something produced seemed imperfect gave me quickly away.

To say a homosexual is "wrong" is pig-ignorant. Some articles of other people's lives can be tasteless to imagine, but to claim any such thing you'd rather not do should be banned or labeled immoral is an utterly backward plan. I don't like to pictorially think of my mother ever having been bedded or of dogs being cuddled or snakes ever being born or eager couples snogging so merrily in the street, their studded tongues logging more passionately than i could muster, but i can't honestly say i'd like to have had the opportunity to make all simply a myth or for the world to disbelieve as i'd sometimes like to. How could i unless i considered myself the gospeller of all earthly truths? It's a piggish bigheadedness.
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
I had also wondered that, but thought it might offend anyone who is dyslexic or has genuine learning difficulties to suggest that they hadn't made the most of their education.


Don't imagine the ranting minority is thick (although many of the foot soldiers are). It's the educated ones you have to watch out for. You have to look at reasons (their girlfriend has mentioned she prefers black men, they have repressed homosexual tendencies that frighten them, they have been made redundant or sacked and rather than blame their own inadequacies, they blame foreigners). You need to look at root causes rather than education.

Of course, LBF and Algie have both been rogered senseless by well hung black men, and they felt a little twinge of "I like that" - and can't bring themselves to admit it.

Anyway, it's healthy to know gay men, that way you don't dress like a twat when you go out.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I would tend to agree with that, most right wing organisations have someone at the head who is intellectually gifted but at the same time a good orator and motivator of people. Look at the biggest nazi of them all (no pun intended), Adolf Hitler, he must have had amazing ability as a leader to motivate pretty much a whole nation to commit dreadful acts in the name of National Socialism.
 


Tyrone Biggums

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Jun 25, 2006
13,498
Geelong, Australia
The only issue i have with the gay movement as a whole is i wish they would shut the f*** up.

If a person wants to truly fit into a community and become part of it the best way isnt to hold massive parades saying i'm different to you.

These pride marches and i reference the sydney gay pride parade are pathetic debauched garbage that does nothing to endear the gay lifestyle to the average person.

If the pride parades are to be an example of the gay community then it's a far more hedonistic and morally corrupt one than it's hetero counterpart.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,515
Worthing
I wasn't allowed in a gay club once. No reason was given, but i imagined it was because i look(ed) too straight. I took that as an insult as it meant i could never be a success in disguise. I thought if i sprayed myself in gorilla scent and caked me in the pelt of a freshly-dead silverback, the others in the zoological cell wouldn't believe in me or see me as a threat to their land/wives/kids. They'd chuckle and call me a humong, saying that my tender, upright walk and apologetic raise of the eyebrow when something produced seemed imperfect gave me quickly away.

To say a homosexual is "wrong" is pig-ignorant. Some articles of other people's lives can be tasteless to imagine, but to claim any such thing you'd rather not do should be banned or labeled immoral is an utterly backward plan. I don't like to pictorially think of my mother ever having been bedded or of dogs being cuddled or snakes ever being born or eager couples snogging so merrily in the street, their studded tongues logging more passionately than i could muster, but i can't honestly say i'd like to have had the opportunity to make all simply a myth or for the world to disbelieve as i'd sometimes like to. How could i unless i considered myself the gospeller of all earthly truths? It's a piggish bigheadedness.

Would you openly talk of football amongst gorillas though Meado. No, I thought not. Would you march up and down in the forest , shouting Albion Albion Albion, knowing full well they are apes who prefer grooming each other and masturbating.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...that sounds uncannily like Croydon High Street!
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
The only issue i have with the pro-Falmer movement as a whole is i wish they would shut the f*** up.

If a person wants to truly fit into a community and become part of it the best way isnt to hold massive parades saying i'm different to you.

These pro-Falmer marches (and i reference the Lewes Voting debacle) are pathetic debauched garbage that does nothing to endear the BHAFC lifestyle to the average person.

If the pro-Falmer parades are to be an example of the BHAFC community then it's a far more insular and morally corrupt one than it's generic football-supporting counterpart.

Really?
 




Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
25,515
Worthing
Don't imagine the ranting minority of teachers are thick (although many of the foot soldiers are). It's the educated headmasters you have to watch out for. You have to look at reasons (their girlfriend has mentioned she prefers black men, they have repressed homosexual tendencies that frighten them, they have been made redundant or sacked and rather than blame their own inadequacies, they blame local authorities). You need to look at root causes rather than nougat.

Of course, LBF and Algie have both been correct on most matters as well as massively hung black men, and they felt a little twinge of "I like that" - and can't bring themselves to admit it.

Anyway, it's healthy to know the odd tobaccanist, that way you don't dress like a twat when you dance the Macarena.


Really
 


Pork Sword

Banned
Jan 5, 2007
326
The only issue i have with the gay movement as a whole is i wish they would shut the f*** up.

If a person wants to truly fit into a community and become part of it the best way isnt to hold massive parades saying i'm different to you.

These pride marches and i reference the sydney gay pride parade are pathetic debauched garbage that does nothing to endear the gay lifestyle to the average person.

If the pride parades are to be an example of the gay community then it's a far more hedonistic and morally corrupt one than it's hetero counterpart.

Correct.

I very much doubt a 'Straight and White Pride' march would ever be allowed in this country as we are the lesser mortals.
 






HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Correct.

I very much doubt a 'Straight and White Pride' march would ever be allowed in this country as we are the lesser mortals.

Why not try it? When did you ever hear of someone actually wanting to hold a "straight and white" march in this country and being banned? The BNP are allowed to march, as long as they fufil the requirements of the local byelaws. The left and right-footers regularly hold marches, and hardly a poof or a coon amongst them. Organise one, put the paperwork in, and then come back and moan when you get told you can't have one.

Not sure where the "white" bit came from in this argument though - I thought your problem was with the homosexual side of things. Not YOUR homosexual side of things, obviously, because you would never have those sort of thoughts. Perhaps the alliance of "gay and black" is betraying your true "camp". As it were.
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Correct.

I very much doubt a 'Straight and White Pride' march would ever be allowed in this country as we are the lesser mortals.


Not strictly true, but I imagine if we actually wired you up to a machine to test the theory out, you may well come out as being a lesser mortal. If we could only work out where to stick the electrodes on an amoeba.
 


For those who fancy turning the clock back ...

Tonight on Channel Four (9.00 pm)

A Very British Sex Scandal

In January 1954, Lord Montagu of Beaulieu, a 28-year-old aristocratic socialite, and his friend Peter Wildeblood, the newly-appointed diplomatic correspondent of The Daily Mail, were arrested after a concerted effort by the police to ensnare them for homosexual offences. The subsequent case scandalised high society, electrified the nation and was to change the course of British history.

Mixing drama with documentary testimony, this moving film re-lives the extraordinary events of the trial and paints a vivid picture of what it was like to be gay in 50s Britain. With contributions from 50s figures including Lord Montagu and veteran gay rights campaigners Allan Horsfall and Michael Brown, the film also dramatises the meetings of the Wolfenden Committee whose landmark recommendations led to the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain – forty years ago.

Homosexuals persecuted

In the 1950s, relaxed wartime attitudes to sex had begun to tighten and homosexual acts, even if conducted in private, could lead to lengthy jail sentences. Men were persecuted by the police, hounded by the press and faced the threat of blackmail by unscrupulous sexual partners. Amid the paranoia of the Cold War, as many as 1,000 gay men were locked up in Britain's prisons every year.

Where some older gay men discovered a vibrant underworld with pubs and clubs, secret codes and language, and plenty of opportunity for sex, others describe experiences of confusion and isolation. The film's contributors also explain how homosexuality was rarely, if ever, mentioned in public and, if it was suspected, they could find themselves at the mercy of well meaning doctors and psychiatrists, prescribing electric shock therapy or oestrogen tablets in an attempt to cure" them of their 'disease.'

Montagu Trial

During the Montagu trial Peter Wildeblood caused a media sensation by publicly admitting his homosexuality in court. The authorities had got their men, but their prosecution provoked a great wave of sympathy from press and public alike. After the trial reached its sensational climax, it became clear that things had to change. The law was out of step with public opinion which expressed widespread sympathy for the convicted men – Wildeblood, Lord Montagu and Michael Pitt Rivers.

Wolfenden Committee

Wildeblood's determination to raise awareness of the plight of homosexuals resulted in him writing a groundbreaking book, Against the Law. But in 1955 he gave what was, for him, his most important contribution to the debate about homosexuality. His appearance before the Wolfenden Committee defended the rights of homosexuals to a selection of public figures, most of whom knew nothing about the subject. In a pivotal moment in gay history, Wildeblood advocated changes which, although conservative by today's standards, were revolutionary for the time.
 


Pork Sword

Banned
Jan 5, 2007
326
Not strictly true, but I imagine if we actually wired you up to a machine to test the theory out, you may well come out as being a lesser mortal. If we could only work out where to stick the electrodes on an amoeba.

Ha ha, quite possibly mate although I am extremely wealthy and content with my fortunate life.
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
For those who fancy turning the clock back ...

Tonight on Channel Four (9.00 pm)

A Very British Sex Scandal

Montagu Trial

During the Montagu trial Peter Wildeblood caused a media sensation by publicly admitting his homosexuality in court. The authorities had got their men, but their prosecution provoked a great wave of sympathy from press and public alike. After the trial reached its sensational climax, it became clear that things had to change. The law was out of step with public opinion which expressed widespread sympathy for the convicted men – Wildeblood, Lord Montagu and Michael Pitt Rivers.

Oo-er!

Wasn't Montagu the one caught with an entire squadron of the RAF?
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Correct.

I very much doubt a 'Straight and White Pride' march would ever be allowed in this country as we are the lesser mortals.

White straight people are welcome to take part in the pride celebrations, blimey you talk some bollocks.
 


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