GASH things that are supposed to superb

[Bluejuice]

Photo messaging

- that's right, I spent a pound sending you a tiny, grainy image of my finger.

Little Britain

- wheelchair bound man doesn't actually need wheelchair, hilarious... Every week!

The Brit Awards

- why not just write a list of who sold the most records last year?

Event II

- do me a favour

Taking a girl up the arse

- it's painful, uncomfortable, unnatural and you can't see her face. What is so wrong with the front side? You can't even make her cum. Where's the fun in that?

Pasta

- yeah you can do all sorts of stuff with it but it always tastes the same: bland and cheap.

Nescafe Gold Blend

- it's still shitty freeze dried cack

Lager

- if it's not Harveys, it's not going down my throat

The 80's

- the music might be a laugh now but we were ruled by Thatcher in those days. Not funny

 

[crasher]

Democracy

Chips

Going abroad

 

[Bwian]

f***ing Falmer Village Duckpond-what's so great about a stagnant, rat infested pond in the middle of a shitty village full of inbred, chinless NIMBY Thatcherites? Idyllic my butt

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Frank Sinatra.

So you croon (slightly off-key) and behave like a wannabee gangster. When does the talent show itself?

Could not have put it better.

 

[Silent Bob]

Cheeky Monkey, do you like anything?

 

[Cian]

I'm sure it might be down to not travelling well, but whatever the Porterhouse passed off to me as Harveys something-or-other today tasted like liquified tar.

Either that or it wasn't actually Harveys and they're lying. Which is very damn likely.

 

[clapham_gull]

Camden Town, Market etc..

It's a dump. I know I've worked there for years. It is also a nice 10 minute stroll away for the Kentish town nutters in the afternoon.

Trafalgar Square

Horrible, small and souless square of concrete put to shame by other public squares in European Cities.

Oxford Street

Premier shopping street in the UK ? Bollocks, crap shoe shops one end, same old department and chain stores the other.

The Strand

Ooh, sounds posh doesn't it. Handy for a Kentucky and er, that's it. Lets NOT all walk down the Strand.

Covent Garden

Stuck for a Christmas present ? Fancy buying someone something completely useless ? After spending all of 5 seconds buying some special er.. soap or a whicker photo frame watch an out of work actor pretending to be a statue. Alternatively go and look at a statue - it's far more realistic.

Bond Street

Burberry Chav Heaven more like.

A night out in the West End.

Ripped off and/or beaten up - you decide, and you can't get home afterwards.

( One for the Londoners ) "Trendy" Crouch End. Looks exactly the same as anyway else in London but is near impossible to get to. I guess that's what makes it exclusive.

 

[LEWES CLIFF]

Bob Geldolf,f*** off and save the place where you were born before trying to save the rest of the worldwith youre pompous speeches about where to give our cash.Maybe if he had spent more time at home he wouldnt have lost his wife to a bloke who hanged himself trying to get a hard-on or would of had a wife who didnt top herself,band aid yes not a bad effort but band aid 2 and all that rehashed speal is bollocks.

 

[chips and gravy]

Parma Ham

Caviar

Champagne

Friends (TV)

Eminem

Never got any of them

 

[alan partridge]

being cynical

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

The Brit Awards

- why not just write a list of who sold the most records last year?

Spot on!

........if it's not Harveys, it's not going down my throat

Who's Harvey?? Sorry, couldn't resist. Coat!

 

[NMH]

Oasis, The Office, G'n R, George W Bush.

Oh, and George W Bush, I mean, what the fu... ?

 

[dougdeep]

The only things I can't stomach are celery and walnuts.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

can't believe people have mentioned the event


that place is les testicles de la chien

 

[Braders]

Pro Evo Soccer - SHIT!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Pro Evo Soccer - SHIT!

hang your head in shame