[Misc] Gary Lineker slurred by erectile dysfunction allegations

[LlcoolJ]

Doesn't Walkers have a crisp for this very occasion......

'Assault and Viagra'

That doesn't work.

Prawn COCKtail. Maybe.

 

[AmexRuislip]

That doesn't work.

Prawn COCKtail. Maybe.

Better then your effort

 

[LlcoolJ]

Better then your effort

Worth a try. [emoji23]

 

[LlcoolJ]

Better then your effort

Your's was still worse btw. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Deleted member 22389]

Very convincing. I saw something like this the other day, about Bill Gates investing in this revolutionary new share scheme online. I actually started to believe it, until I googled for more info.

 

[el punal]

We all need a little lift from the blue tablets when we're under stress. Nothing to be embarrassed about - unless you greet your girlfriend's mother with a trouser snake.

WHAT?

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That’s why I wear a kilt.

 

[el punal]

He should SUE - tho it probably wouldn't stand up in court

All rise.

 

[el punal]

I think this story could be a grower.

Would you mind expanding on that?

 

[el punal]

I took three, couldn't swallow them properly, and got a stiff neck.

Do I win £5?

If you rubbed your neck for a few minutes you might find a bit of relief.

 

[Jack Straw]

My ninety-two year old Grandfather is in a nursing home. He is given Viagra every evening. It's to stop him rolling out of his bed in the morning.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Loved Lineker as a football.

Can't stand the bloke now, so self-obsessed and just very bland, not fit to lace Lynam's brogues.

The Beeb need to get rid, save some money and bring in some up and coming talent.

 

[Poojah]

You had to Google it to figure that out??

It never ceases to amaze me that people would get caught out by this sort of thing, but the fact that they exist in 2019 tells you that they continue to work on a small minority. It’s a numbers game I guess.

To be fair, my missus is always asking me “does this email look genuine to you?”. The last one I saw literally kicked off with “Dear Costumer” as an opening gambit and it still didn’t click.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

His cock probably hangs to the left as well

Err, what is wrong with that? Asking for a friend.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

My ninety-two year old Grandfather is in a nursing home. He is given Viagra every evening. It's to stop him rolling out of his bed in the morning.

Today's Comedy Gold goes to...……...Jack Straw!

 

[driller]

Sounds a bit limp