Game for Monday morning - NSC PBM Football Championship

[The Great Cornholio]

Lizards v Primates Match Report :-

lizards starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
primate starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 1 : (lizards) lennon cuts the ball back to Toblerone
... But Draggers reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 7 : (lizards) Chappers heads the ball down to Brunning
... But Spider reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 17 : (lizards) Bigfanofcull slides the ball across to Brunning
... Brunning with the strike !
... But Gibbon with the difficult save
Min. 18 : (primate) Monkey takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... Monkey shoots towards goal !
... AlbionRob makes a comfortable save
Min. 23 : (lizards) safeway heads the ball down to lennon
... lennon with the strike !
... But it goes just over
Min. 28 : (lizards) artois with a precise pass to Brunning
... But Spider clears the danger
Min. 29 : (lizards) Toblerone with an ugly foul
... The referee calls him for a talk
Min. 31 : (lizards) Toblerone finds his way through
... Toblerone is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But Gibbon reaches the ball. Good save
Min. 32 : (primate) Reid bursts forward
... But raphaelmeade clears the ball to safety
Min. 40 : (primate) Spider fouls badly
... The referee calls him for a talk

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 47 : (lizards) raphaelmeade slides the ball across to Toblerone
... But Orang clears the danger
Min. 48 : (primate) Chimp with a smart pass to Pigsy
... Pigsy tries to beat the keeper !
... But AlbionRob with the difficult save
Min. 51 : (lizards) Chappers with the heel pass to Toblerone
... Toblerone chases it through, he must score !
... But Gibbon with the difficult save
Min. 52 : (primate) Utang passes the ball to Pigsy
... Pigsy is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 58 : (lizards) Chappers finds Brunning in the box
... Brunning is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 61 : (primate) Monkey finds his way through
... Monkey with the shot !
... But it goes just over
Min. 64 : (lizards) Toblerone cuts through the defense
... Intercepted by Draggers
Min. 64 : (primate) Utang takes possesion
... But Chappers reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 68 : (lizards) lennon heads the ball down to Brunning
... But Spider reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 69 : (primate) Draggers passes the ball to Pigsy
... Pigsy with the shot !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 78 : (lizards) safeway slides the ball across to Brunning
... Brunning with the strike !
... Saved by Gibbon
Min. 82 : (lizards) artois with a smart pass to Brunning
... Brunning goes for goal !
... Saved by Gibbon
Min. 84 : (primate) Monkey finds a hole in the defense
... Monkey is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 86 : (primate) Pigsy with a glorious long pass to Chimp
... artois wins the ball with a clear tackle


Shots off target : lizards 2 primate 4
Shots on target : lizards 5 primate 2

Score : lizards 0 primate 0

 

[The Great Cornholio]

OK- Half way through - here's a summary :-


entendres 3 - 0 lizards
Inj: Trigger (lizards) 21'
Perverted (entendres) 35'
Funny (entendres) 70'
Dirty (entendres) 76'


primate 0 - 3 franks
office (franks) 6'
ensteinagain (franks) 38'
office (franks) 83'


primate 2 - 0 lizards
Utang (primate) 7'
Monkey (primate) 62'
Inj: Gibbon (primate) 69'
Inj: Pigsy (primate) 73'


franks 0 - 2 entendres
Perverted (entendres) 68'
Dirty (entendres) 79'


entendres 2 - 1 franks
Perverted (entendres) 36'
Dirty (entendres) 46'
office (franks) 82'


lizards 0 - 0 primate



Next games are :-
Entendres v Primates
Lizards v Franks

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Entendres v Primates Match Report :-

entendres starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
primate starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 1 : (entendres) Merry sidesteps his marker
... But Spider wins the tackle
Min. 2 : (entendres) Funny cuts the ball back to Dirty
... Dirty with the strike !
... But Gibbon makes a fine save
Min. 12 : (entendres) Perverted with a flashy move
... Perverted shoots towards goal !
... But it goes wide
Min. 15 : (primate) Chimp heads the ball down to Orang
... But Merry reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 17 : (entendres) Gross with a precise pass to Perverted
... Utang wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 20 : (primate) Chimp plays a long ball to Monkey
... But Merry wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 23 : (entendres) Outrageous with the foul
... He gets a yellow card
Min. 29 : (primate) Monkey sidesteps his marker
... Blocked by Merry
Min. 34 : (primate) Monkey bursts forward
... But Naughty clears the ball to safety
Min. 45 : (entendres) Funny finds Perverted in the box
... But Hairy wins the ball with a sliding challenge

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 51 : (entendres) Joke finds Perverted in the box
... A vicious shot by Perverted !
... But Gibbon reaches the ball. Good save
Min. 52 : (primate) Utang slides the ball across to Monkey
... But Naughty reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 53 : (primate) Pigsy takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... But Joke clears the danger
Min. 57 : (entendres) Merry with a smart pass to Joke
... But Orang clears the ball to safety
Min. 62 : (primate) Pigsy finds a hole in the defense
... A powerful shot by Pigsy !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 63 : (primate) Monkey with the heel pass to Utang
... Utang shoots towards goal !
... But Rude with the difficult save
Min. 64 : (primate) Pigsy bursts forward
... Intercepted by Joke
Min. 66 : (entendres) Sexy with a smart pass to Perverted
... But Spider reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 68 : (entendres) Gross slides the ball across to Dirty
... Chimp wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 69 : (entendres) Sick plays a long ball to Dirty
... Cleared by Spider
Min. 70 : (primate) Utang passes the ball to Draggers
... Draggers chases it through, he must score !
... Over the bar
Min. 75 : (entendres) Sick slides the ball across to Merry
... Orang gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 75 : (primate) Chimp plays a long ball to Pigsy
... Pigsy goes for goal !
... But it goes wide of the post
Min. 77 : (primate) Anzee passes the ball to Monkey
... Blocked by Joke
Min. 80 : (entendres) Merry with a nasty foul
... He gets a yellow card
Min. 80 : (primate) Utang slides the ball across to Spider
... Gross gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 81 : (primate) Utang cuts the ball back to Monkey
... But Joke reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 82 : (entendres) Sick plays a long ball to Sexy
... Sexy tries to beat the keeper !
... But Gibbon makes a fine save
Min. 84 : (entendres) Perverted finds Merry in the box
... Reid wins the ball with a clear tackle


Shots off target : entendres 1 primate 3
Shots on target : entendres 3 primate 1

Score : entendres 0 primate 0

 

[Simster]

I've got bhaexpress as a striker and he's f***ing SHIT.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Lizards v Franks Match Report :-

lizards starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
franks starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 2 : lizards) Brunning with the heel pass to Chappers
... But Skinner clears the ball to safety
Min. 3 : (franks) Skinner with a precise pass to Bodpostie
... A powerful shot by Bodpostie !
... But it goes wide of the post
Min. 4 : (lizards) safeway takes possesion
... safeway tries to beat the keeper !
... Bruno parries it
Min. 6 : (lizards) artois takes possesion
... But enstein reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 11 : (lizards) Chappers falls badly. He's unable to continue
Min. 11 : (lizards) BAG will come on for Chappers and play DF
Min. 13 : (lizards) Toblerone injured. He's been stretchered off
Min. 13 : (lizards) Faldo will come on for Toblerone and play FW
Min. 16 : (franks) bhaexpress sidesteps his marker
... bhaexpress chases it through, he must score !
... GOAL !!
... lizards 0-1 franks ...
Min. 17 : (lizards) safeway with the heel pass to Faldo
... But enstein reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 17 : (lizards) artois with the foul
... Shown a yellow card
Min. 17 : (lizards) AlbionRob injured. He's been stretchered off
Min. 17 : (lizards) Trotster will come on for AlbionRob and play GK
Min. 20 : (franks) office finds a hole in the defense
... office tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... GOAL !!
... lizards 0-2 franks ...
Min. 22 : (franks) ensteinagain slides the ball across to office
... Intercepted by Brunning
Min. 23 : (lizards) Faldo sidesteps his marker
... Faldo tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But Bruno punches it away
Min. 25 : (lizards) markus with a smart pass to safeway
... But Spencer clears the ball to safety
Min. 25 : (franks) Skinner sidesteps his marker
... Skinner with the strike !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 29 : (lizards) lennon finds Bigfanofcull in the box
... Bigfanofcull with the shot !
... But it goes just over
Min. 29 : (franks) Bodpostie with the dribble
... Bodpostie shoots towards goal !
... But it goes wide
Min. 30 : (lizards) raphaelmeade with a real burst of pace
... raphaelmeade with the strike !
... Bruno gathers it comfortably
Min. 35 : (franks) Skinner cuts the ball back to Bodpostie
... Bodpostie shoots towards goal !
... But it goes wide
Min. 38 : (lizards) lennon slides the ball across to Brunning
... Brunning is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... Bruno parries it
Min. 39 : (lizards) Brunning beats his marker
... Brunning with the strike !
... Bruno gathers it comfortably
Min. 44 : (franks) Bodpostie slides the ball across to bhaexpress
... Cleared by BAG

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 47 : (franks) Skinner with a smart pass to bhaexpress
... But BAG clears the ball to safety
Min. 49 : (lizards) artois finds Bigfanofcull in the box
... Bigfanofcull with the shot !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 50 : (franks) Skinner heads the ball down to bhaexpress
... bhaexpress shoots towards goal !
... GOAL !!
... lizards 0-3 franks ...
Min. 52 : (lizards) markus with the heel pass to Brunning
... But Spencer clears the ball to safety
Min. 53 : (franks) Bough with a precise pass to bhaexpress
... bhaexpress tries to beat the keeper !
... Trotster makes a difficult save
Min. 54 : (franks) office sidesteps his marker
... But Bigfanofcull clears the ball to safety
Min. 55 : (lizards) Brunning takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... But Bough wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 55 : (franks) Bodpostie plays a long ball to office
... Cleared by Bigfanofcull
Min. 56 : (franks) Skinner with a smart pass to Ferter
... lennon gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 59 : (franks) Spencer takes possesion
... Spencer is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But Trotster reaches the ball. Good save
Min. 60 : (franks) enstein finds office in the box
... office is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... But it goes wide
Min. 63 : (lizards) lennon with a smart pass to Brunning
... Brunning tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But it goes wide of the post
Min. 66 : (franks) office injured. He's unable to continue
Min. 66 : (franks) Anne will come on for office and play FW
Min. 67 : (franks) Bough with the heel pass to Ferter
... BAG gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 71 : (franks) enstein passes the ball to Skinner
... raphaelmeade gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 73 : (lizards) lennon finds Faldo in the box
... Faldo with the strike !
... But it goes wide
Min. 74 : (lizards) artois heads the ball down to safeway
... Bough wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 76 : (lizards) lennon passes the ball to raphaelmeade
... Rijkaard gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 77 : (lizards) raphaelmeade slides the ball across to Brunning
... Bough gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 79 : (lizards) markus bursts forward
... Cleared by Spencer
Min. 82 : (lizards) markus slides the ball across to Faldo
... Faldo tries to beat the keeper !
... It goes wide for a goal kick
Min. 82 : (franks) Anne with a precise pass to enstein
... But BAG clears the danger
Min. 84 : (franks) Ferter cuts the ball back to Bough
... A powerful shot by Bough !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 85 : (franks) bhaexpress finds a hole in the defense
... But Bigfanofcull clears the danger
Min. 89 : (lizards) Faldo beats his marker
... A powerful shot by Faldo !
... Saved by Bruno


Shots off target : lizards 5 franks 6
Shots on target : lizards 6 franks 5

Score : lizards 0 franks 3

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Lizards v ENtendres Match Report :-

lizards starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
entendres starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 3 : (entendres) Funny heads the ball down to Naughty
... Naughty goes for goal !
... Over the bar
Min. 4 : (entendres) Merry sidesteps his marker
... But raphaelmeade clears the ball to safety
Min. 6 : (lizards) lennon with the heel pass to Chappers
... Cleared by Outrageous
Min. 7 : (entendres) Gross with the heel pass to Merry
... But Chappers wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 7 : (entendres) Funny with the foul
... The ref warns him
Min. 8 : (entendres) Dirty with an ugly foul
... He is warned by the ref
Min. 9 : (lizards) lennon heads the ball down to Toblerone
... Toblerone shoots towards goal !
... But it goes wide of the post
Min. 9 : (entendres) Funny with a smart pass to Perverted
... Cleared by raphaelmeade
Min. 13 : (entendres) Sick cuts the ball back to Joke
... Joke with the strike !
... AlbionRob makes a comfortable save
Min. 19 : (entendres) Perverted finds a hole in the defense
... Bigfanofcull gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 21 : (lizards) safeway finds Toblerone in the box
... Toblerone with the shot !
... But it whistles just past the post
Min. 22 : (lizards) artois with an ugly foul
... He is booked for that one
Min. 22 : (entendres) Naughty with a nasty foul
... Shown a yellow card
Min. 24 : (lizards) lennon with a precise pass to artois
... artois with the strike !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 24 : (entendres) Gross with a glorious long pass to Merry
... Merry with the shot !
... But AlbionRob with the difficult save
Min. 25 : (lizards) Brunning with a real burst of pace
... Brunning with the strike !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 27 : (lizards) lennon fouls badly
... Shown a yellow card
Min. 28 : (entendres) Sick plays a long ball to Dirty
... Dirty goes for goal !
... AlbionRob makes a good save
Min. 30 : (entendres) Sick finds Dirty in the box
... Dirty shoots towards goal !
... But it goes just over
Min. 35 : (lizards) artois with a precise pass to Toblerone
... A vicious shot by Toblerone !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 37 : (lizards) Toblerone beats his marker
... Toblerone goes for goal !
... GOAL !!
... But it's been disallowed. The referee spotted something
Min. 43 : (entendres) Funny passes the ball to Joke
... Trigger wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 44 : (entendres) Sexy with the heel pass to Dirty
... Dirty tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But it goes wide
Min. 44 : (entendres) Joke with the foul
... Shown a yellow card

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 52 : (lizards) artois with a precise pass to Brunning
... Brunning is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... Rude makes a difficult save
Min. 56 : ( lizards) artois finds lennon in the box
... lennon chases it through, he must score !
... Rude makes a comfortable save
Min. 60 : (entendres) Perverted with the dribble
... Blocked by Toblerone
Min. 65 : (entendres) Funny cuts the ball back to Perverted
... Perverted with the strike !
... But AlbionRob with the difficult save
Min. 67 : (lizards) markus passes the ball to Toblerone
... But Naughty wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 73 : (entendres) Funny finds Perverted in the box
... Perverted goes for goal !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 75 : (entendres) Merry with an ugly foul
... He is booked for that one
Min. 79 : (entendres) Sick heads the ball down to Perverted
... Perverted chases it through, he must score !
... GOAL !!
... lizards 0-1 entendres ...
Min. 81 : (entendres) Merry cuts the ball back to Sexy
... A powerful shot by Sexy !
... But AlbionRob reaches the ball. Good save
Min. 82 : (entendres) Gross with a smart pass to Funny
... Funny tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... Over the bar
Min. 83 : ( entendres) Gross with a flashy move
... A powerful shot by Gross !
... AlbionRob makes a comfortable save
Min. 85 : (entendres) Outrageous with a flashy move
... Intercepted by Chappers


Shots off target : lizards 5 entendres 5
Shots on target : lizards 3 entendres 7

Score : lizards 0 entendres 1

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Come on Primates!!

 

[Trigger]

Sort it out Rob you GONAD!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Franks v Primates Match Report :-


franks starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
primate starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 3 : (primate) Pigsy finds his way through
... A powerful shot by Pigsy !
... But Bruno with the difficult save
Min. 6 : (franks) office plays a long ball to Ferter
... Ferter chases it through, he must score !
... But it whistles just past the post
Min. 7 : (franks) Spencer passes the ball to bhaexpress
... But Spider clears the danger
Min. 11 : (primate) Anzee heads the ball down to Pigsy
... Pigsy is one of one with the keeper, he shoots !
... GOAL !!
... franks 0-1 primate ...
Min. 15 : (franks) office bursts forward
... Cleared by Spider
Min. 15 : (primate) Monkey bursts forward
... Monkey with the strike !
... But Bruno punches it away
Min. 20 : (primate) Spider bursts forward
... Spider tries to beat the keeper !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 22 : (franks) bhaexpress takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... Cleared by Orang
Min. 26 : (primate) Chimp with a precise pass to Pigsy
... Intercepted by Spencer
Min. 27 : (primate) Pigsy takes possesion
... Pigsy chases it through, he must score !
... Bruno parries it
Min. 33 : (franks) Bodpostie fouls badly
... He gets a yellow card
Min. 36 : (franks) ensteinagain cuts the ball back to bhaexpress
... But Draggers reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 39 : (franks) ensteinagain passes the ball to Bodpostie
... Bodpostie tries to beat the keeper !
... Gibbon gathers it comfortably
Min. 41 : (primate) Spider finds Pigsy in the box
... Cleared by Rijkaard
Min. 42 : (franks) Bodpostie slides the ball across to office
... But Draggers clears the danger

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 47 : (franks) Bough passes the ball to office
... Blocked by Chimp
Min. 48 : (franks) ensteinagain with a precise pass to bhaexpress
... But Anzee wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 57 : (primate) Utang finds himself in a good position
... Utang tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... Saved by Bruno
Min. 61 : (franks) ensteinagain with a smart pass to bhaexpress
... bhaexpress with the strike !
... But Gibbon with the difficult save
Min. 62 : (primate) Monkey takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... Monkey with the strike !
... But it goes just over
Min. 65 : (franks) Spencer plays a long ball to Rijkaard
... Intercepted by Orang
Min. 67 : (primate) Chimp with a precise pass to Monkey
... Bough wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 71 : (primate) Draggers with a smart pass to Utang
... But Spencer wins the ball with a sliding challenge
Min. 77 : (franks) Skinner with the foul
... He is warned by the ref
Min. 84 : (franks) Skinner with a precise pass to Bodpostie
... But Draggers reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 88 : (franks) Rijkaard with a real burst of pace
... Spider wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 88 : (franks) Rijkaard fouls badly
... Shown a yellow card
... PENALTY !!
... Pigsy takes it
... GOAL !!
... franks 0-2 primate...
Min. 88 : (primate) Monkey sidesteps his marker
... Monkey with the shot !
... But it goes wide


Shots off target : franks 1 primate 3
Shots on target : franks 2 primate 5

Score : franks 0 primate 2

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

come on lizards!!!!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Primates v Entendres Match Report :-

primate starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
entendres starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 5 : (primate) Anzee cuts the ball back to Pigsy
... Pigsy with the strike !
... Wide of goal
Min. 12 : (primate) Utang beats his marker
... Joke gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 14 : (entendres) Sexy cuts through the defense
... Sexy shoots towards goal !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 17 : (primate) Pigsy beats his marker
... Naughty gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 18 : (entendres) Sexy with the heel pass to Perverted
... A vicious shot by Perverted !
... GOAL !!
... primate 0-1 entendres ...
Min. 20 : (primate) Pigsy cuts through the defense
... Pigsy goes for goal !
... But it goes wide
Min. 22 : (entendres) Outrageous with a smart pass to Dirty
... Dirty chases it through, he must score !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 24 : (primate) Pigsy heads the ball down to Monkey
... But Naughty wins the tackle
Min. 27 : (primate) Monkey finds himself in a good position
... But Merry reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 27 : (entendres) Gross with a smart pass to Naughty
... Intercepted by Draggers
Min. 31 : (primate) Monkey sidesteps his marker
... Monkey with the shot !
... Rude makes a comfortable save
Min. 34 : (primate) Anzee with a precise pass to Orang
... Blocked by Outrageous
Min. 35 : (entendres) Gross plays a long ball to Perverted
... Perverted tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... Gibbon parries it

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 46 : (primate) Pigsy with a glorious long pass to Monkey
... Monkey tries to beat the keeper !
... Wide of goal
Min. 47 : (primate) Anzee with the heel pass to Pigsy
... Blocked by Gross
Min. 48 : (primate) Monkey finds a hole in the defense
... Merry wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 49 : (primate) Anzee with a glorious long pass to Spider
... Sick gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 52 : (primate) Orang takes advantage of a defensive mistake
... Orang shoots towards goal !
... It goes wide for a goal kick
Min. 62 : (entendres) Sexy with a precise pass to Sick
... Sick tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 65 : (primate) Draggers bursts forward
... Merry wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 66 : (entendres) Sexy with a glorious long pass to Perverted
... A vicious shot by Perverted !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 67 : (primate) Pigsy cuts through the defense
... Pigsy chases it through, he must score !
... Over the bar
Min. 72 : (primate) Chimp with a smart pass to Monkey
... But Joke clears the danger
Min. 75 : (primate) Anzee with the dribble
... But Joke wins the tackle
Min. 75 : (entendres) Naughty plays a long ball to Dirty
... Dirty tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... Saved by Gibbon
Min. 80 : (entendres) Joke with a flashy move
... Joke tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 87 : (primate) Utang with a precise pass to Chimp
... Chimp tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... Rude gathers it comfortably
Min. 89 : (primate) Pigsy with the foul
... He is booked for that one
... PENALTY !!
... Dirty with the spot kick
... GOAL !!
... primate 0-2 entendres...
Min. 90 : (primate) Draggers cuts the ball back to Chimp
... Chimp tries to beat the keeper !
... But Rude punches it away


Shots off target : primate 5 entendres 5
Shots on target : primate 3 entendres 3

Score : primate 0 entendres 2

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Last match - Franks v Lizards - Summary and Final Table to follow :-

franks starts the game playing 4-4-2 N
lizards starts the game playing 4-4-2 N

Min. 6 : (franks) Bodpostie with a glorious long pass to office
... office tries to beat the keeper !
... But it whistles just past the post
Min. 7 : (lizards) Chappers passes the ball to Brunning
... Brunning tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But Bruno makes a fine save
Min. 12 : (franks) Rijkaard takes possesion
... But Toblerone reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 17 : (lizards) safeway with the foul
... The ref warns him
Min. 31 : (franks) office with a flashy move
... But raphaelmeade reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 31 : (lizards) markus finds Brunning in the box
... Intercepted by Rijkaard
Min. 34 : (franks) ensteinagain cuts the ball back to office
... But raphaelmeade wins the tackle
Min. 38 : (lizards) artois passes the ball to Brunning
... A vicious shot by Brunning !
... Wide of goal
Min. 40 : (lizards) Brunning passes the ball to Toblerone
... Toblerone with the strike !
... But he puts it into the crowd
Min. 44 : (franks) Skinner with a smart pass to bhaexpress
... bhaexpress goes for goal !
... GOAL !!
... franks 1-0 lizards ...
Min. 45 : (franks) Ferter cuts the ball back to bhaexpress
... A vicious shot by bhaexpress !
... GOAL !!
... franks 2-0 lizards ...

************* HALF TIME ****************

Min. 48 : (lizards) raphaelmeade with an ugly foul
... He is booked for that one
... PENALTY !!
... bhaexpress with the spot kick
... GOAL !!
... franks 3-0 lizards...
Min. 49 : (lizards) safeway fouls badly
... He is booked for that one
Min. 50 : (franks) Skinner cuts the ball back to bhaexpress
... bhaexpress tries to chip the ball over the keeper !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 51 : (franks) bhaexpress with a flashy move
... Trigger gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 51 : (lizards) lennon cuts the ball back to Brunning
... Brunning goes for goal !
... But Bruno reaches the ball. Good save
Min. 52 : (franks) Skinner with a real burst of pace
... lennon gets in the way and wins the ball
Min. 53 : (lizards) safeway plays a long ball to Brunning
... Blocked by Spencer
Min. 54 : (lizards) lennon slides the ball across to safeway
... A powerful shot by safeway !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 59 : (franks) Spencer finds bhaexpress in the box
... A powerful shot by bhaexpress !
... But it clips the post and goes wide
Min. 65 : (franks) Bough passes the ball to Ferter
... Ferter shoots towards goal !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 71 : (franks) Spencer sidesteps his marker
... Intercepted by raphaelmeade
Min. 73 : (lizards) markus with a precise pass to Toblerone
... ensteinagain wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 76 : (franks) Skinner fouls badly
... The ref warns him
Min. 80 : (franks) Skinner takes possesion
... Skinner with the shot !
... But he puts it wide
Min. 86 : (franks) Ferter with the heel pass to enstein
... enstein with the shot !
... Over the bar
Min. 86 : (lizards) lennon with a flashy move
... ensteinagain wins the ball with a clear tackle
Min. 88 : (lizards) Trigger with a precise pass to Brunning
... Brunning goes for goal !
... Wide of goal
Min. 89 : (franks) bhaexpress plays a long ball to Ferter
... But markus reads the situation well and wins the ball


Shots off target : franks 6 lizards 4
Shots on target : franks 2 lizards 2

Score : franks 3 lizards 0

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Here's the summary of all the matches :-

entendres 3 - 0 lizards
Inj: Trigger (lizards) 21'
Perverted (entendres) 35'
Funny (entendres) 70'
Dirty (entendres) 76'


primate 0 - 3 franks
office (franks) 6'
ensteinagain (franks) 38'
office (franks) 83'


primate 2 - 0 lizards
Utang (primate) 7'
Monkey (primate) 62'
Inj: Gibbon (primate) 69'
Inj: Pigsy (primate) 73'


franks 0 - 2 entendres
Perverted (entendres) 68'
Dirty (entendres) 79'


entendres 2 - 1 franks
Perverted (entendres) 36'
Dirty (entendres) 46'
office (franks) 82'


lizards 0 - 0 primate


entendres 0 - 0 primate


lizards 0 - 3 franks
Inj: Chappers (lizards) 11'
Inj: Toblerone (lizards) 13'
bhaexpress (franks) 16'
Inj: AlbionRob (lizards) 17'
office (franks) 20'
bhaexpress (franks) 50'
Inj: office (franks) 66'


lizards 0 - 1 entendres
Perverted (entendres) 79'


franks 0 - 2 primate
Pigsy (primate) 11'
Pigsy (primate) 88' pen


primate 0 - 2 entendres
Perverted (entendres) 18'
Dirty (entendres) 89' pen


franks 3 - 0 lizards
bhaexpress (franks) 44'
bhaexpress (franks) 45'
bhaexpress (franks) 48' pen

And here is the table :-

P W D L F A Pts

Entendres 6 5 1 0 11 1 17
Franks 6 3 0 3 10 6 9
Primates 6 2 2 2 4 5 8
Lizards 6 0 1 5 0 12 1

Well done to the Entendres and thanks to everyone who played. Not quite the spectacular game I envisaged but it was worth a go!

 

[Artois]

Entendres 6 5 1 0 11 1 17


What a record.

Not sure how I got 17 points though!

 

[Simster]

Entendres 6 5 1 0 11 1 17


What a record.

Not sure how I got 17 points though!

I finshed second - doing just enough to see me through to the quarter finals along with you. I think you'll be too burnt out for the knockout stages.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I didn't finish last!

Nice one Cornholio

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Entendres 6 5 1 0 11 1 17


What a record.

Not sure how I got 17 points though!

By my ability to count! (Or not)

Simster - please don't worry me with talk of a knockout stage - it took me long enough to get the creaky old dos software to run for 4 people. It's all .txt files and strange stuff. I'll stick to the Vic 20 game in future - a lot easier!

 

[Artois]

By my ability to count! (Or not)

Simster - please don't worry me with talk of a knockout stage - it took me long enough to get the creaky old dos software to run for 4 people. It's all .txt files and strange stuff. I'll stick to the Vic 20 game in future - a lot easier!

Does that mean I'm the first, last and only champion of NSC PBM Football!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Does that mean I'm the first, last and only champion of NSC PBM Football!

I would say - yes!!!!!