Gail Tyldsley

[Gully]

I once worked with a bloke called Fred West...that was before I moved to Gloucester, don't think you could get away with a name like that round these parts, even after a few years have passed.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am a former goalkeeping coach of David James and a headline seeking wannabe major Lib Dem politician. Safe to say that I am cleverer and infinitely better than both of them

 

[clapham_gull]

I've known/worked with 3 Matthew Kellys

 

[hitony]

I once worked with a bloke called Fred West...that was before I moved to Gloucester, don't think you could get away with a name like that round these parts, even after a few years have passed.

Unfortunatly i can go one better, my last name is West and my wifes name is..................yeah you have guessed it .....

 

[Gully]

....oh no, bet she gets some grief!

I once asked a German, perhaps less than tactfully, if there were any people called Hitler left in the country...he told me that most had changed their name after WWII.

 

[hitony]

....oh no, bet she gets some grief!

I once asked a German, perhaps less than tactfully, if there were any people called Hitler left in the country...he told me that most had changed their name after WWII.

When the case was going on, my wife was one of the only people licensed to sell morgages at the time, and she worked as an assistant manageress for a very large building society, and had to wear a name badge, she was interviewing this guy for a mortgage and he suddenly said, in an excited manner "do you mind if i ring my wife" rose said.....No of course not and pushed the desk phone towards him, at which point he rang her and said......."Hey you will never guess who im sat in front of" !!!!!! (thank god my wife looks absolutley NOTHING like the infamous Rose West)

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

My cousin is called Clover Green and my brother is Matt Brown (literally as well as nomenclaturely)

 

[Seagullible]

I am Peter Griffin and my brothe ris Chris Griffin, had some smart arsed prick on a customer care line ask if I was a family guy, I said no I'm an annoying little prick who finds myself funnier than I really am!

 

[Pigsy]

I work with Miles Davis

 

[scooter1]

One of my neighbours is Robbie Burns

 

[chobby]

I work with Lee Cooper and Richard Wilson

 

[Tubby Mondays]

There was a buffoon at school with me, stinkers bridge and lokki 7 called Michael jackson.

Do I win a tenner?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Through work I have dealt with a QS called John Lennon and a Construction Director called Richard Burton.

 

[Hornblower]

My P.A. has the name Jane Austin.

I know a guy called Maurice Cambridge - classic.

I also know a young lady called Ruth Contractor - priceless.

Both of the above are musicians whom I apologise to for name checking on NSC.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I have worked with two Dick Birds... supposedly it's quite common for boys with the surname Bird to be called Richard......

 

[Dave the OAP]

I work with James Bond

 

[Uncle Buck]

I work with a lad (who posts on here) who has the same name as one of the Top Gear presenters.

 

[Rambo]

My wife used to be 'Nat West', her brother is Adam West (Batman).

 

[eastie]

I've worker with a bloke called Ben Dover

 

[NMH]

I have close friends named Ron Vibbentrop, and Heinrich Bimmler