You also have a track record of crass incompetence and not learning from your mistakes.
I fear Burnley and West Brom and even pluckly Bournemouth miles more than I fear Newcastle. I look forward to seeing Rafa decide he's had enough in 2 months or so, then Ashley replace him with another of football's serial losers. In fact knowing Newcastle and Ashley, David Moyes is probably already drawing up a Newcastle player wish-list.
I mean, this is all very acerbic and pithy, but it's mostly nonsense, isn't it?
Ashley may be a slow learner, but he has certainly shown over the past few windows that he's able to learn.
I don't doubt you rate those teams higher, because you've not played them this year and you don't like Newcastle United. You'll elevate the Premier League sides beyond their ability, just as arrogant Premier league fans dismiss Championship sides. FWIW I was never trying to suggest that Newcastle are going to stroll back into the top flight and assume a position in the top half, far from it.
Benitez will only go if he's not properly backed in the window, I mean why in the world would he decide he's had enough after the window has shut? And why in the world would anyone employ Moyes?
If you're honest with yourself, your post wasn't made to further a discussion, it's to alert others to the fact you have a dislike for Newcastle United. That's fine and everything, but in future you could save yourself loads of time if you just post "I don't like Newcastle United".