furday fun - why did the farmer cross the road..?

[Seagull Stew]

What is the stupidest animal in the jungle?













The polar bear.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?.......................an egg!

If you put your ear to a shell suit...you can hear Whitehawk.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

What's yellow and dangerous?













Shark-infested custard.

 

[Mendoza]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
















Because they taste funny......

 

[Brovion]

How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?






Take away their credit cards.

 

[desprateseagull]

this bit NSFW...



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/hear about the russian man who had an extra testicle, he was called huja nikabolokov..

his cousin was from china, called wan hung lo.

 

[The Large One]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid the Russian army.










































































































































Sorry, I meant 'why did the CHECHEN cross the road?'