Funny sounding ailments / illnesses

[champion7]

Have you not tried Prednisone?

What is that,i already take 8 different tablets twice a day.

 

[Uncle C]

Irritable bowel does it for me.

As my old mum used to say "You wouldn't be so irritable if you got a good nights sleep!"

 

[Uncle C]

And what about erectile dysfunction.

Your just a big softy.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

What is that,i already take 8 different tablets twice a day.

A corticosteroid. From memory, Takayasu Arteritis is usually treated with CS's and immunosuppressants then surgery if you develop narrowing of the aorta/arteries.

 

[footychick]

Erm, sorry wrong thread. This thread is for FUNNY-SOUNDING ailments, not LIFE-threatening illnesses. That is all.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Gout

What's that about?

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Dead leg.

What a load of cobblers. If it was dead it wouldn't be attached to body any more, would it.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Social Phobia.

Prevalent amongst those who spend too much time behind a keyboard but none of the decent drugs to treat this (SSRI's) can now be prescribed to U18's.

 

[clapham_gull]

I suffer badly from what they used to call RSI, I say used to call because now I'm apparently a victim of WRULD

... that's work related upper limb disorder

 

[Taybha]

Club foot? is it normaly just the one?? if it was both i wonder if it would be a social club foot? would a golfer be able to nominate it and kick the shite out of the ball legally instead of cheating his dumb ass round the course??

 

[Gully]

...or an antisocial club foot...just go round kicking people!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am a bit of a deaf bastard. I suppose the official name is 'Hard of Hearing', but I do not like to be pigeonholed. Unlike Richard Gere or was that a hamster?

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

What is that,i already take 8 different tablets twice a day.

Try Prednisone Information from Drugs.com

You may know it by one of its brand names.

 

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CROTCH ROT

(got that one too I can smell it today!)

 

[glasfryn]

Amongst other nasty things I have Dupuytrens contracture and would be to long to explain so you will have to Google it

 

[glasfryn]

What is that,i already take 8 different tablets twice a day.

28 tablets varying times of the day

I wondered what the rattling was when I walked

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I had 'hand foot and mouth disease' a month or so ago. But I didn't start mooing, fortunately

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[Rusco]

I have Ankylosing Spondolitis an it aint nice

 

[andybaha]

We once fostered a baby with Scolded Skin Syndrome, she looked like she'd been dipped in the deep fat fryer.

 

[champion7]

28 tablets varying times of the day

I wondered what the rattling was when I walked