Funny hotel review

[shingle]

Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha

 

[Brightonia]

British People moan about the French and Germans on holiday....

Everyone else moans about the British...

Does make you wonder!

 

[Two Professors]

Sounds just like a hotel in Salou we stayed in some years ago!

 

[TonyW]

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Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha

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[thedonkeycentrehalf]

That's still a better review than many of The Crown in Lewes on TripAdvisor. You suspect, the only positive reviews of The Crown are submitted by the landlady in various guises.

 

[Diablo]

That's still a better review than many of The Crown in Lewes on TripAdvisor. You suspect, the only positive reviews of The Crown are submitted by the landlady in various guises.

Or the White Hart

 

[Jesus Gul]

Reminds me...must re watch Comic Strip's Funseekers

 

[symyjym]

What do they expect in Ibiza

 

[Garage_Doors]

Doesn't say where the hotel is? My guess is the Maldives.

 

[Everest]

Candan Club Hotel, Marmaris

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUs...aris_Mugla_Province_Turkish_Aegean_Coast.html

 

[fat old seagull]

Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha

I honestly can't understand why anyone would want a family holiday in Selhurst anyway....what did they expect?

 

[shingle]

Reminds me...must re watch Comic Strip's Funseekers

The best Comic Strip episode ever JG, watched it over and over again back in the day. So many great lines, Pete Richardson, Nigel Planer classic

 

[shingle]

Candan Club Hotel, Marmaris

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUs...aris_Mugla_Province_Turkish_Aegean_Coast.html

Yes, that's it Everest. Booked it today for the wifes birthday in October, cheap as chips and the other 600 reviews were very good, only 12 negative reviews, the above of which was one.