[Humour] Funniest posts

[razer]

I saw this posted on another forum. It led to my spitting coffee all over my desk.

"Sat playing Lego with the boy. He’s getting Annoyed with me because I’m trying to line the windows up with door heights and alike and he doesn’t think it matters but it will lose its Structural integrity if not built right"

Any others as I'm bored shitless?

 

[Frutos]

Am I missing the funny bit?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Youtube is good for those long nights between games

 

[AmexRuislip]

Am I missing the funny bit?

Did you hear about the kid who lost his lord of the rings LEGO set?
He was LEGO less.

 

[razer]

Am I missing the funny bit?

Obvs.

 

[BNthree]

Wow that other forum sounds like a barrel of laughs. Sign me up!

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

We're loose

 

[Medwayseagull]

A funny thing DIDN'T happen on the way to the forum.

 

[Oscar]

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

 

[Taybha]

Don't suppose you do weddings by any chance do you?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

It reads like a tweet from the Boring James Milner account, had it been then it might have been mildly amusing. However I fail to see anything funny in this context.

 

[Hamilton]

I saw this posted on another forum. It led to my spitting coffee all over my desk.

"Sat playing Lego with the boy. He’s getting Annoyed with me because I’m trying to line the windows up with door heights and alike and he doesn’t think it matters but it will lose its Structural integrity if not built right"

Any others as I'm bored shitless?

I actually smiled at this.


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[A1X]

#NoContextNorthStandChat

 

[Is it PotG?]

Sounds like matey off of The Fast Show

 

[Questions]

Ok not very funny but Lego is annoying in so much that they never give you enough single lintel type bricks. It doesn’t set a good example does it for future bricklayers and builders.

 

[studio150]

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO® bricks?

A: Of course! A tower of LEGO® bricks can’t jump!

 

[Brian Fantana]

Deeply, deeply, deeply unfunny. I'm also wagering that coffee wasn't actually spat out. I always find it curious when that reaction is posted about, yet have never actually seen it happen. Generally accompanies something, as in this case, which couldn't be less funny.

What's the name of the other forum?

 

[Wellesley]

I was walking down the street with my wife and there was a bloke I recognised up ahead. I said to my wife: 'That bloke reminds me of Ghandi'. My wife said: 'He looks nothing like Ghandi.' As we passed him, he tapped me on my shoulder and said: 'Oi Wellesley, don't forget Ghandi!'

 

[Surf's Up]

https://youtu.be/iIIuR-HjFho