Funniest News Item I have Ever Seen In the Argus !

[Billy the Fish]

Homeless John Fletcher, 29, who stays at the St Patrick’s hostel, in Cambridge Road, Hove, stopped the PCSO in King’s Road, Brighton, on April 16.

The PCSO called for back-up from regular officers who then arrested and charged Fletcher with an offence under the Vagrancy Act.

What a c**t, he got the bloke nicked because he asked him for money. What a waste of the courts time.

 

[Pavilionaire]

That sounds like a Hog Roast, Lancing-style.

 

[Lush]

Probably some of the local 'intelligentsia' panicking about swine flu.

Burn the pigs!

 

[trueblue]

Don't know about funniest article but is this letter today one of the best you've seen

"I was pleased to see that Brighton & Hove 6th Form College has removed its football net for the summer.

This will prevent hedgehogs and foxes getting caught in it as they frequently do.

I witnessed a fox struggling to free itself one early morning there.

I urge all schools to adopt this practice so wildlife has a better chance of survival."

Sylvia Harwood, Old Shoreham Road

In return for not strangling their beloved foxes and hedgehogs, I wonder if the animal lovers of Sussex could repay Sunday footballers by not allowing their dogs to shit all over the pitches? That'd be nice ...

 

[csider]

those PCO'S are a waste of space.........WTF, called for back up, what a c-ut.