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Funniest Footballng quotes
- Thread starter Biscuit
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Some of my personal favourites:
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But hes the best manager I've ever had." - David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I am here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." - Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester." - Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered that he was out there playing." - Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being to harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I've been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and its been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough." - Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." - Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definately want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." - Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But hes the best manager I've ever had." - David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I am here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." - Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester." - Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered that he was out there playing." - Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being to harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I've been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and its been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough." - Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." - Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definately want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." - Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
JSD Albion
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Tommy Docherty quotes:
(of Leighton James): "Your pace is very deceptive - you're even slower than you look."
""Half a million for Remi Moses? You could get the original Moses and the tablets for that price."
(When sacked by Preston): "They offered me a handshake of £10,000 to settle amicably. I told them they'd have to be a lot more amicable than that."
"The ideal board of directors should comprise three men - two dead and the other dying."
"Robert Maxwell has just bought Brighton & Hove Albion, and he's furious to find out it's only one club."
(of Leighton James): "Your pace is very deceptive - you're even slower than you look."
""Half a million for Remi Moses? You could get the original Moses and the tablets for that price."
(When sacked by Preston): "They offered me a handshake of £10,000 to settle amicably. I told them they'd have to be a lot more amicable than that."
"The ideal board of directors should comprise three men - two dead and the other dying."
"Robert Maxwell has just bought Brighton & Hove Albion, and he's furious to find out it's only one club."
Biscuit said:
Dover
Home at Last.
Stuart Pearce on TFI Friday. When in charge of Forest.
"I gave the team sheet to my missus for her to have a look. She just said pillock! Where's the goalkeeper!"
"I gave the team sheet to my missus for her to have a look. She just said pillock! Where's the goalkeeper!"
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
Harry Bassett on John Fashanu:
"Fash, he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"
"Fash, he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"
Tesco in Disguise
Where do we go from here?
On the morning of a division 3 (the old, i know) play-off semi final i think it was the huddersfield boss commenting before the match.
"Every dog has his day. And today, is 'woof' day."
Classic.
"Every dog has his day. And today, is 'woof' day."
Classic.
dougdeep
New member
I'm better than Pele.I can kick with both feet.
George Best.
George Best.
Brightonfan1983
Well-known member
What did McGhee say?
"We need to score 80 goals this season. Leon will only score 60 so where are the rest going to come from?"
...or summat like that.....
"We need to score 80 goals this season. Leon will only score 60 so where are the rest going to come from?"
...or summat like that.....
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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rodney marsh - 'the big 4 are playing like the 3 stooges'
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Gordon Strachan:
".....The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid....."
Trevor Brooking:
".....That could have been his second yellow card.....if he'd already got his first one, of course....."
Peter Jones:
".....It's Ipswich nil, Liverpool two, and if that's the way the score stays then you've got to fancy Liverpool to win....."
".....The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid....."
Trevor Brooking:
".....That could have been his second yellow card.....if he'd already got his first one, of course....."
Peter Jones:
".....It's Ipswich nil, Liverpool two, and if that's the way the score stays then you've got to fancy Liverpool to win....."
dougdeep
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I was 18 six years ago. I'm 28 now.
FRANK BRUNO.
FRANK BRUNO.