Funniest Comedy Sketch EVER

[BadFish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

 

[Papak]

Only 1 answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvmRI6K8TS8

 

[Barry Izbak]

Great thread

Two Ronnies unbeatable

 

[Papak]

Great thread

Two Ronnies unbeatable

I was just about to post that as a second choice!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-_17ix65LA

 

[smeg]

This

 

[Frutos]

Another Barker & Corbett classic:

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[Theatre of Trees]

Some Vic & Bob

Mulligan & Hare


Slade on Holiday


Shooting Stars - The A Team

 

[Guinness Boy]

Not sure this will make the OPs cut but....

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Two Ronnies - Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town.

Written by Ronnie Barker and Spike Milligan


Not the Nine O'Clock News lay the boot into the Two Ronnies

 

[Theatre of Trees]

More Not the Nine O'Clock News

American Express - Put your head between them and go bbl bbl bbl


Constable Savage


Ayatollah song

 

[Badger]

My two favourite NTNOCN sketches

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Looked all over tinternet but I cannot find the Ronnie Barker sketch of 'Rindercella'.
The transcript goes as below.Got to love the Reverend Spooner...
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.

The irony is, BBC received not one complaint.
The speed of delivery must have been too much
for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read.......

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.



Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.



The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!

Here is a cleaner, US version of Rindercella on the American tv show, Hee Haw, which was recorded from the audience in their studio in Nashville, Tennessee. It took a while to find it and may have to do with my search on Google being done in the states.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41cCpqNsnM

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

Nothing like fellous jage.

 

[W.C.]

Sketch or scene? Or both? Sure I'm not the first person to ask.

 

[Munchkin]

 

[HantsSeagull]

i am useless with links but the Fast Show sketch where Ralph has to tell Ted his wife is dead via a drinking game that Ted is playing with his mates down the pub

 

[Beach Hut]

i am useless with links but the Fast Show sketch where Ralph has to tell Ted his wife is dead via a drinking game that Ted is playing with his mates down the pub

That was incredibly funny and also quite sad at the same time.

 

[HantsSeagull]

That was incredibly funny and also quite sad at the same time.

it was the shock factor that made it so funny

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

http://youtu.be/JAIWTLal9e4

Not the funniest, but festive classic from 'Smashy & Nicey' - Christmas is Charity...

 

[Boroseagull]

Can't see anything of the late and very funny Marty Feldman. I remember his shows on BBC2 back in the late 60's, here's just one sketch from them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-LvABxMsY

I tried to find 'The Auctioneer' or 'The Football Commentary', but they are, I guess, classed as being non politically correct and therefore not available.