Funniest Chant

[CP 0 3 BHA]

But you must have only been born late eighties Lushy

I've always been fond of
"you're just a small town in Poland" sung at Walsall a few years ago when we were losing 1-0 despite dominating.

Also, the time Kerry Mayo was sent off just before half time in another desperate defeat at the Withdean

"there's only no Kerry Mayos"

somewhat lifted the gloom as the team came out for the second half.

 

[papajaff]

"Can your chairman bend a spoon".

This chant will never be beaten.

Although Leeds singing "shit ground, sore arse" at us was a great one.

 

[alan partridge]

If you like Croatian players we've got Biscan in our club

 

[The Large One]

Swindon were beating Leeds, and the Leeds fans leaving early...

'Is this a fire drill...?'

 

[Yoda]

Another funny day of chanting was done at Sheff Utd (think it was the year Knight scored in the last minute), when there was sod all singing coming from the home fans.
So we started to take the piss by singing all the gay song at ourselves.
"We're gay, and we know we are"
"Yes my boyfriend knows I'm here"
etc...

 

[Capricorn]

Not exactly a chant, but I remember an evening game on a cold misty night at the Withdean against Wrexham (I think) and there was a moment of silence... then one Brighton fan went 'baa' and then others around the stadium followed.

 

[CP 0 3 BHA]

Not exactly a chant, but I remember an evening game on a cold misty night at the Withdean against Wrexham (I think) and there was a moment of silence... then one Brighton fan went 'baa' and then others around the stadium followed.

A moment of silence at Withdean? Surely not!

 

[Capricorn]

A moment of silence at Withdean? Surely not!

I know, it's hard to believe!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

during the foot and mouth outbreak at the time, at plymouth argyll:

"we are blue, we are white, we don't set our sheep alight."

 

[Miami Seagull]

Was surprised that Chelsea fans managed to come up with something unique - and a little funny, at their game at Wigan recently....

He's rich, their scouse, they're gonna rob his house, jo-ey cole, jo-ey cole....

 

[tonymgc]

The baby's not yours,
The baby's not yours,
It's not John Terrys its Adebayors

Park Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
It could be worse you could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.

Adebayor, Adebayor,
He used to like coach trips but not any more

 

[beorhthelm]

losing at Millwall away, Autoglass Windshield trophy (league trophy), the chant went:

you'll only win a windshield
and you'll smash it anyway

 

[Glees]

He'll shoot, He'll score, He'll eat your labrador
Park ji sung!

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

Adam El Aaaaabd
Adam El Aaaaabd
His dad built the pyramids
His mums a camel

 

[Wilko]

QPR fans to Brighton fans a few years ago:

Stand up, cause you can't sit down

 

[thejackal]

Thought it was quite amusing us singing that to Crawley in the FA Cup game many moons ago at The Goldstone

this

 

[Simster]

He'll shoot, He'll score, He'll eat your labrador
Park ji sung!

Ten big labradors walking down the street
Ten big labradors walking down the street
But if PARK JI SUNG...
...should fancy one to eat,
there' be nine big labradors walking down the street.

 

[Return of the Rev]

With albion on course for relegation the home fans started pointing singing going down going down! the albion responded with so are we so are we so are we!! also at southend fat steward walking round the pitch some brighton geezer started singing who ate dennis wise who ate dennis wise! silly but it tickle me at the time

 

[Shoreham Beach Seagull]

My mate, being a West Ham fan, told me about a song they had up at Manc this weekend. After 3-0 down they start singing "let's pretend we scored a goal" followed by celebrations, they did this 3 times over 10 minutes. Then started singing "3-0 and you f*cked it up" thought this was rather clever.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I thought the one about Sam Sodje was a clever play on things.

"He ain't Efe. He's his brother."