full thread of ANCHORMAN quotes

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

''i believe san diego actually means whales vagina''

''im pretty sure it dosent''

''ok lets agree to disagree''

 

[Scotty Mac]

"im going to punch you in the ovary"

 

[Scotty Mac]

"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder"

"your not ron"

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Looks like we've got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest''

 

[Lammy]

"im going to punch you in the ovary"

I believe that particular move is called a 'poonjab'

 

[7:18]

I believe that particular move is called a 'poonjab'

 

[Common as Mook]

"Where did you get those clothes from? The...toilet...store?"

 

[seagully]

WHAMMY!

 

[Artois]

I LOVE LAMP

 

[Redhead]

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan

 

[CHAPPERS]

Milk was a bad choice

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ok first of all lets set the ground rules

1, no touching of the hair

and thats it, now lets do this!

 

[Biscuit]

"When in Rome.."

"That makes no sense"

 

[Scotty Mac]

"I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary - Veronica had a very funny joke today. I laughed about it later that night"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

''hey bro, did you just throw a boreto in my face?''

''i believe i did''




or


''oh baxter, you are my little gentlemen, i will take you to foggy london town''

 

[Bigtomfu]

"You pooped in the fridge? I'm not annoyed, frankly i'm even a little impressed!"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

''news team, ASSEMBLLLLEEEEEE''

''hey ron''

''oh, hi, i didnt see you there''

''we have been here literally the whole time you have''

''well im quite embarressed now''

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

'works 80 per cent of the time, EVERY TIME''

 

[Biscuit]

'works 80 per cent of the time, EVERY TIME''

Whats the one when they all say their names and brick says someone else...

"No Brick. Thats my name."

 

[Common as Mook]

"Son of a BEESTING!"