[Football] Full Kit Wanker Holiday Mode

[Weststander]

New German winger?

With a Welsh father.

 

[el punal]

When they started ‘importing’ NFL games to be played at Wembley I remembered an incident at a pizza restaurant where my grandson and I were having a meal. There was a group of NFL fans, who were English, all wearing Pittsburgh Steelers uniforms (as they like to call them). Okay, fair enough, but one of them stood up displaying a yellow towel tucked into his waistband - you know, the towel that’s used to wipe the ball before a play. I thought no, please, fully expecting this herbert to suddenly don a Steelers’ helmet. Luckily I was saved from that horror.

 

[faoileán]

Tbh you were quite lucky that the Celtic fan actually changed his shirt, Celtic fans are known as the great unwashed for a reason. This is their own club reminding them to wash.

Celtic are having to write to their smelly fans reminding them to WASH

The club received a letter complaining that the stench of one supporter was so overpowering it was ruining the "experience" at games

www.mirror.co.uk

Yeah that's right mate... and all Brighton fans are homosexuals

 

[Eeyore]

Tbh you were quite lucky that the Celtic fan actually changed his shirt, Celtic fans are known as the great unwashed for a reason. This is their own club reminding them to wash.

Celtic are having to write to their smelly fans reminding them to WASH

The club received a letter complaining that the stench of one supporter was so overpowering it was ruining the "experience" at games

www.mirror.co.uk

Typical really. It wasn't all the fans, the Mirror have simply quoted another paper and no-one knows what is actually in the letter.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

When they started ‘importing’ NFL games to be played at Wembley I remembered an incident at a pizza restaurant where my grandson and I were having a meal. There was a group of NFL fans, who were English, all wearing Pittsburgh Steelers uniforms (as they like to call them). Okay, fair enough, but one of them stood up displaying a yellow towel tucked into his waistband - you know, the towel that’s used to wipe the ball before a play. I thought no, please, fully expecting this herbert to suddenly don a Steelers’ helmet. Luckily I was saved from that horror.

If it was fans of any other team, I'd back you up on that. With the Steelers fans though, the "Terrible Towel" is their equivalent of us wearing an Albion scarf to a game.

Terrible Towel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Van Cleef]

If it was fans of any other team, I'd back you up on that. With the Steelers fans though, the "Terrible Towel" is their equivalent of us wearing an Albion scarf to a game.

Terrible Towel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sounds like something you'd find in a teenagers bedroom. Probably next to the Suspiciously Stiff Sock.

 

[el punal]

If it was fans of any other team, I'd back you up on that. With the Steelers fans though, the "Terrible Towel" is their equivalent of us wearing an Albion scarf to a game.

Terrible Towel - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thanks for that. Another sporting gem I can relate in the pub! Mind you I am not going to tuck my Albion scarf into my waistband - far too many germs.