[Brighton] Front page of today's Arsgas

[Hamilton]

But how did they all get in there?

 

[Fungus]

Were thay playing football?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

That's going to pull in the readers.

It is but of a grammatical challenge though as it could read as though the pants had students in them.

Edit: too slow.

 

[Fungus]

That's going to pull in the readers.

It is but of a grammatical challenge though as it could read as though the pants had students in them.

Edit: too slow.

Ha, I'm sure it only showed the picture when I firt saw it!

 

[JakyBF]

 

[Hamilton]

That's going to pull in the readers.

It is but of a grammatical challenge though as it could read as though the pants had students in them.

Edit: too slow.

Hadn't even realised the students were wearing his pants. This gets better. Genius writing from our local rag.

 

[zefarelly]

The Arsegas strikes again . . . . it's Like Eastbourne in newspaper form for retired Express/D Fail journos

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

On a side note...what sort of Students listen to Chris de Burgh? Sounds like they not only wear pensioners pants but listen to their cassettes too.

 

[LamieRobertson]

On a side note...what sort of Students listen to Chris de Burgh? Sounds like they not only wear pensioners pants but listen to their cassettes too.

Very old students

 

[Icy Gull]

Very old students

Female ones too I imagine

 

[knocky1]

Being students they could have weed in his pants...

 

[Gwylan]

It's a bizarre story. If you read it, you'll see that he has no problem with the students who live next door to him but has had problems in the past. The Lady in Red episode was some time ago. I'm not quite sure why it's being published now.

Oh, and the headline has been changed to "Pensioners fed up with noisy student neighbours"

 

[bardo]

I quite understand this elderly gentleman. I one had a student next door who constantly played Leonard Cohen. One night he, apparently, fell asleep playing "Suzanne" on repeat. I quite liked Leonard Cohen once but, you know, you can go off someone ....

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...C-Twitter-account-run-by-a-12-year-old-girlAt least there’s no emojis on the front page.

 

[marlowe]

You never know what you're going to find in a pensioner's pants these days...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

So... let me get this right, a bunch of students were 'seeing' a lady in red in his pants?

 

[marlowe]

Being students they could have weed in his pants...

Being a pensioner so could he.

 

[rippleman]

That's going to pull in the readers.

It is but of a grammatical challenge though as it could read as though the pants had students in them.

Edit: too slow.

For years the Argus has been "grammatically challenged". Their "journalists" don't appear to have been trained on the spellcheck either.

Why anybody would still be shelling out for such lazy, turgid "journalism" is beyond me.

 

[daveinplzen]

On a side note...what sort of Students listen to Chris de Burgh? Sounds like they not only wear pensioners pants but listen to their cassettes too.

Was going to say the same thing about their music selection.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Female ones too I imagine

I guess his pants, which they were wearing, were red? All makes sense now.