Friday night caption competition

[Northstander]

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Roger i said look at "the box", not "my box".

 

[Bakesy]

Ouch........who took Desert Orchid away?....right that's it, i'm orf!

 

[Superphil]

It was you who farted

 

[Don Tmatter]

I meant ride the horse to the post office,not me Jeeves

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Hold on, I just need to thread that wire right through

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I can't see what's up there but by the smell of it, it's dead!

 

[nail-Z]

I said you could BORROW my butt plug. Now I want it back!

 

[Northstander]

Man :"I want to see your avaries!"

Woman:"Dont you mean ovaries dear?"

Man:"no, Avaries, I heard down the boozer you had a cock or two up there!"

*coat*

 

[SussexSpur]

Support your new-look local Post Orifice.

 

[ezmally]

I can't see what's up there but by the smell of it, it's dead!

 

[ezmally]

And thats another faller at the chair

 

[SussexSpur]

And thats another faller at the chair

Oh, I say - bravo, sir/madam, bravo.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Yes I can take delivery of your package




But you'll have to remove that parcel from my hands first.

 

[Nemesis]

You're right! It DOES look like Norman Baker.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

You're right! It DOES look like Norman Baker.

Excellent

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Can you see the other stamp , dear ? It said on the booklet to moisten stamps with lips.

 

[Goodfella]

You can come out now Charles, she's not abdicating.

 

[colinpants]

"When i said 'Parcel Force' i didn't have this in mind."

 

[Lankyseagull]

When Charles met Camilla......