Friday Doctor Doctor fun

[Garage_Doors]

Doctor some days i feel I'm tipee, and other days i think i'm a wig wam ??

you two tents.

 

[Trufflehound]

"Doctor doctor, I keep getting the feeling people are ignoring me."

"Next please!"

 

[Trufflehound]

"You're suffering from deja vu."

"Doctor doctor, I keep getting the feeling I've been here before. What is it?"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news
I've got a bad case of lovin yooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Titanic]

blah... blah... blew 'em to pieces!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up me arse."
Doctor: "Howzat?"
Patient: "Don't you f***ing start!..."

 

[Jahooli]

"Doctor, doctor, I've got twelve testicles."
"What a load of bollocks!"

 

[franks brother]

doctor doctor ,you've got to help me - I keep having visions of the future."
He replied, "when did these start?"
I said, "next Thursday!"

 

[Titanic]

blah... blah... I can clearly see you're nuts!