Three primates try and decide the best way to spend a huge wadge of dollars on replacing tumble weeds on an empty football pitch?
Buckley, Barnes and Bridcutt wonder how they pulled off the biggest scam of their careers to get to the Prem...
Difference is that in the Prem Barnes will score goals, earn his keep. Buckley and Bridcutt will be also-rans, same as Elliott Bennett. They'll make up the squad numbers but contribute very little that makes any difference beyond that. IMHO, like.
Three chumps try do work out how to divide the goldstone cash out?