French State Visit - Caption Competition

[Barrel of Fun]

 

[clippedgull]

Fish for lunch?

(assuming you have seen the nude pic this morning )

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Au Revior, sorry I've been watching to much Only Fools & Horses.

 

[dougdeep]

Can you smell frog?

 

[surrey jim]

Au Revior, sorry I've been watching to much Only Fools & Horses.

beat me to it!

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Delighted to meet you as well Mr Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, I see your mother did get the part in 101 Dalmations after all.

 

[colinpants]

Hello my dear, do you still drive that white Fiat?

 

[London Calling]

I had a wank over your picture in the Sun, only earlier today!

 

[London Calling]

Merde, what le f*** is on your wife's la tete?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

f*** off you french bastards

 

[Yorkie]

Don't worry, ma cherie, he's vegetarian.

 

[Frutos]

The latest edition of Celebrity Wife Swap starts filming.

 

[Norman Potting]

The latest edition of Celebrity Wife Swap starts filming.

A caption worthy of Merton or Hislop!!!!

 

[The Large One]

f*** off you french bastards

"f*** off yourself, you jug-eared, freeloading German/Greek hybrid..."

 

[Tooting Gull]

Charles: Zut alors, what ave we 'ere? I'll show you my organic vegetables if you get your baguettes out.

Sarkozy: Get your hands off her, you jug-eared twat. And is this your mother?

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Charles> "Enchante my dear, enchante. Meet me at midnight tonight at Windsor Castle, I'll be in the Drawing Room "tooled up" for some Entente Cordiale!"

 

[csider]

Mmmmm, show us yer growler....

 

[pishhead]

camilla "f***! a leopard featherd seagulls flown onto my head"
charles "f*** off you dog im trying to sort out our gangbang"

 

[Seagull73]

"f*** off yourself, you jug-eared, freeloading German/Greek hybrid..."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Delightful cabin crew on zis plane plane Charles. I left ze wife at ome.