Mr Banana
Tedious chump
I've never really understood the fascination with the South Bank. Mostly seems to be a load of crappy 60s concrete buildings. Admittedly there are some nice views across the river, but am I missing something?
Tate Modern, your namesake gallery, National Theatre, Shakespeare's Globe
If they had a couple of non-yuppie pubs and a decent greasy spoon there it would be perfect