Free Four All

[catfish]

No thanks.

Which manager next one to get the sack?

 

[birthofanorange]

The one in my local Co-Op.....arrogant turd!


Cairo or Angkor Wat?

 

[Kazenga <3]

Angkor Watt

When you look at my avatar, in which direction is the fish swimming, left to right around the bowl, or right to left?

 

[birthofanorange]

Not sure, but it looks lonely.


Science fiction or science fact?

 

[Skinthead]

Science fact!

Should I clean my van out? or stay on NSC?

 

[Chamberpot]

Stay on NSC, more fun
How many hairs on your head?

 

[countryman]

Quite a lot.
What song is in your head now?

 

[Tazman]

That annoying Haribo ad....Squidgey, squidgey baby!! arghhhh!

What is your favourite holiday destination?

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Maldives

Roast beef or lamb?

 

[NorthStandN1A]

Roast beef


If you had to choose would you rather have no hands or no feet?

 

[Bigtomfu]

No hands.

Cheese on toast or cauliflower cheese?

 

[catfish]

Cheese on toast.

John Motson or Barry Davies?

 

[bobby smith]

Motto

Brazillian or Bald

 

[Seagulls4life]

Bald

Cheese and Onion or Ready Salted crisps?

 

[horam267]

Chhese and onion!

What is the question when the answer is sand?

 

[NMH]

That is the question.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb, at night?

 

[Bisto]

That is the question.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb, at night?

1

favourite forward or reverse cowgirl?

 

[NMH]

1

favourite forward or reverse cowgirl?

Tsk! 2 - one to see wtf you are doing, and 1 new one to put in the socket!!
For the pedantic, there'd be the dead one comin' out of the socket too - so you could also say 3

 

[zfleas]

1

favourite forward or reverse cowgirl?

reverse no doubt!

ass or tits?

 

[Bisto]

Tsk! 2 - one to see wtf you are doing, and 1 new one to put in the socket!!
For the pedantic, there'd be the dead one comin' out of the socket too - so you could also say 3

That assumes there is no other light source