Billy the Fish
Technocrat
If Starc and Johnson both make double hundreds, they can still win this.
Ponting's voice seems to be a bit shaky
They're dropping quicker than a whore's knickers.
Man alive, does his mind go awol when it comes to the Aussies. It's rather like listening to Status Quo: entertaining enough at first but you very soon realize that you've heard it all before.
Maybe one of them once had a go on Mrs Boycott. If so, she probably found sexual congress with even an Australian cricketer a tender, compassionate experience in comparison to the usual black eye etc.
SEVEN now. SEVEN.
Australia 33-7. Bobby Zamora in a Brighton shirt. Will someone please PINCH me.
When I said I hoped England would bat this morning, I meant bat second...
I don't think we'll get any more wickets before lunch now.
Expect Johnson and Starc to put on 80 or so runs.