[Help] Foul Smelling Pussies

[WATFORD zero]

Get a cat. Your own cat's territorial tendencies will piss off other felines.

Hope this helps.

You forgot to say, it should be a BIG cat.

*edit* I started to explain why, but it got VERY dodgy

 

[Rowdey]

Mrs Choppers pussy used to stink.
We called it yeast.

Not a beautician is she ?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8457127/the-sex-clinic-viewers-shocked-wash-vagina/

 

[PoG]

Tarmac will do the Job.

You'd think. This morning I had s sloppy one left on my block paved drive.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I had the same problem.
Someone suggested I buy a shovel and throw it over the fence.
Now the cats still shit in the garden and my neighbour has my shovel ffs

 

[Langley]

It doesn't matter what you buy, because the rain washes it away again.

Put Exlax down and the results will wash through quicker when it rains.

Alternatively take you shoes off before entering the house. Mind, do not forget to clean them later.

Actually we had this problem, my wife found the cat fishing in our ornamental pond, she grabbed hold of it and held it’s head under the water for a while, it never came back.

 

[RandyWanger]

Next doors cat keeps shitting on my front lawn. I'm going to start pissing on it (maybe into a watering can in privacy) first and see how that works. Didn't work for the foxes in the back garden though.

 

[sully]

Cats don’t like citronella. Get Off should do the trick.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Thanks for all of the suggestions. I’m off at the pub tomorrow. I might try the piss on driveway tomorrow night.

 

[clockend1983]

Can anyone recommend a very strong cat repellent? I have a gravel driveway and the many many cats in the area, think it’s a giant kitty litter! It’s become rather problematic when arriving home in the dark and finding out I’ve trodfen cat crap into my hallway. I’ve tried 3 cans of pest repellent from the local hardware store.. but it’s not doing the job! I need something a bit stronger. Can anyone recommend something that works? I’d really appreciate the help.

One part Citronella 4parts Water and spray over the
area causing the trouble that should do it

 

[Triggaaar]

Or spray your urine all over the driveway - cats seem to understand that kind of language!!

Don't spray it on the driveway, spray it on the ****ing cats!

 

[Triggaaar]

Can anyone recommend a very strong cat repellent? I have a gravel driveway and the many many cats in the area, think it’s a giant kitty litter! It’s become rather problematic when arriving home in the dark and finding out I’ve trodfen cat crap into my hallway.

Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate

 

[rippleman]

View attachment 104848

This would work.

Yeah....my cats got one of those and she'll be pooping...I mean popping...down to see you soon.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate

Well.. that’s just in your mind. I could have said ‘Pussies that make a mess’ ‘Pussies that make a bad smell’ and you’d probably think the same.

 

[Triggaaar]

Well.. that’s just in your mind. I could have said ‘Pussies that make a mess’ ‘Pussies that make a bad smell’ and you’d probably think the same.

Well no, because then you'd have been correct (you do know I'm a pedant, right?).

As it is, however, you're title is about something quite different.

 

[seagully]

Whatever happened to glasfryn? Could always rely on him chipping in on these kind of threads

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Get a cat. Your own cat's territorial tendencies will piss off other felines.

Hope this helps.

This.

Or ditch the gravel for some tarmac

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Or ditch the gravel for some tarmac

With the cat under it...

 

[Dick Head]

Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate

Clickbait.

Well no, because then you'd have been correct (you do know I'm a pedant, right?).

As it is, however, you're title is about something quite different.

Your.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Well.. that’s just in your mind. I could have said ‘Pussies that make a mess’ ‘Pussies that make a bad smell’ and you’d probably think the same. [emoji38]

https://youtu.be/y2GwrR-4Q9E

 

[Triggaaar]

Clickbait.

Oh yes, your quite right.

Your.

I'm having an of day.