[Help] Foul Smelling Pussies

[Captain Sensible]

Can anyone recommend a very strong cat repellent? I have a gravel driveway and the many many cats in the area, think it’s a giant kitty litter! It’s become rather problematic when arriving home in the dark and finding out I’ve trodfen cat crap into my hallway. I’ve tried 3 cans of pest repellent from the local hardware store.. but it’s not doing the job! I need something a bit stronger. Can anyone recommend something that works? I’d really appreciate the help.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Can anyone recommend a very strong cat repellent? I have a gravel driveway and the many many cats in the area, think it’s a giant kitty litter! It’s become rather problematic when arriving home in the dark and finding out I’ve trodfen cat crap into my hallway. I’ve tried 3 cans of pest repellent from the local hardware store.. but it’s not doing the job! I need something a bit stronger. Can anyone recommend something that works? I’d really appreciate the help.

Why would the many cars in your area think that your gravel driveway is a giant litter tray?

 

[Captain Sensible]

Why would the many cars in your area think that your gravel driveway is a giant litter tray?

Thanks.. edited

 

[Normal Rob]

The sad truth is that nothing works very well i'm afraid.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Simply cover your drive in your own shit.

 

[Diablo]

Battery Operated Cat Repeller By PestBye........I`ve got one, used it in town garden where cats seemed to love shitting on my new grass £14.99 used it for a week shits went from about six a night to Zero.used Intermittently since.

 

[Surf's Up]

Simply cover your drive in your own shit.

Or spray your urine all over the driveway - cats seem to understand that kind of language!!

 

[Normal Rob]

Or spray your urine all over the driveway - cats seem to understand that kind of language!!

This is bang on the money, and could save you a fortune. Spraying your drive with your own piss is actually the best approach. Just don't tell people.

 

[el punal]

Can anyone recommend a very strong cat repellent? I have a gravel driveway and the many many cats in the area, think it’s a giant kitty litter! It’s become rather problematic when arriving home in the dark and finding out I’ve trodfen cat crap into my hallway. I’ve tried 3 cans of pest repellent from the local hardware store.. but it’s not doing the job! I need something a bit stronger. Can anyone recommend something that works? I’d really appreciate the help.

Constipation might do the trick.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It doesn't matter what you buy, because the rain washes it away again.

 

[Surf's Up]

and if youve got a gravel driveway the cats probably think its a massive litter tray specially created for them....you need to piss on it at least onced a day!!

 

[lawros left foot]

The sad truth is that nothing works very well i'm afraid.

This would work.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Simply cover your drive in your own shit.

... or cover the cat owners drive in your own shit. You may get arrested if you get caught mid grunt, but you'll feel better

 

[LlcoolJ]

Battery Operated Cat Repeller By PestBye........I`ve got one, used it in town garden where cats seemed to love shitting on my new grass £14.99 used it for a week shits went from about six a night to Zero.used Intermittently since.

This is the correct answer.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Mrs Choppers pussy used to stink.
We called it yeast.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Or spray your urine all over the driveway - cats seem to understand that kind of language!!

Always ask drunks from local boozer to do the job, might be entertaining to watch, even supply music to the staggering old soaks!

 

[zefarelly]

Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Tarmac will do the Job.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Get a cat. Your own cat's territorial tendencies will piss off other felines.

Hope this helps.

 

[Wardy's twin]

Trouble is if there are Tom Cat around they will spray over the urine in their own version of who can get highest.