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vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273

So, your lot were to blame for all the Bundles then ?.... Tarring was a cracking school but if you got out of order you might end up " Rolled " That is, put in one of those eight foot high wheeled circular bins with the lid jammed on then tipped over and " Rolled " up and down the playground....... As in " Quick, they're Rolling Jenkinson "
 


The Fifth Column

Lazy mug
Nov 30, 2010
4,132
Hangleton
You must think I came home on the last banana boat was/is one of my dads favourites. Also in response to 'seeing a man about a dog', that always signified that my dad was off to conclude some kind of dodgy deal which usually required 'cash in hand' or some 'bunce' to be involved.
 


marshy68

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2011
2,868
Brighton
Before Scope was thus named in 1994 their shops were called 'The Spastic Shop'. I was dating an American girl and whilst on the bus one day we passed The Spastic shop and she just erupted into uncontrolled mirth and laughter. It took me several minutes to find the source of her amusement and she simply couldn't grasp the shop being called that! I guess the term Spastic had become very abusive by that time. She asked me seriously if it was a shop just for spastics or if it was a meeting place for them?! I understand now why they changed to Scope!

but then they immediately became scopers as opposed to spasas......
 


marshy68

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2011
2,868
Brighton
I'll have yer guts for garters
I'll go through you for a pathway
You don't make a good window (if you were in teh way of the tellybox)
Where's me washboard

And one that my Dad was obsessed with saying from some really unfunny 80's Tv prog.."Hey look, that's me".

wasn't it you make a better door than a window?
 
















GNF on Tour

Registered Twunt
Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
Calling a woman a Doris.


One I regularly use today - hence I'm still single. I also got called into the boss's office a few years ago and got told off for referring to all the ladies in the office as "cupcake".
 








pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
How have we got this far with out anyone mentioning "Joey" which of course was in homage to Joey Deacon.

there have been a couple of references to joey prior to you.

however you went "full retard" and called Joey Deacon


the youngsters on here must be very confused
 










Mr Albion

Active member
Nov 7, 2003
263
brighton
Jeepers creepers was

"Jeepers Creepers" - not entirely sure what this meant.

A song from the 1940's that was "all the rage" mainly because it rhymed with "where'd you get those peepers" (as in where'd you get those eyes). There's a Louis Armstrong version that's so catchy, you'll be singing it for days hence surviving until relatively recently . (I'm not that old but I did some research for a 40's show I took to New York where you can still say it and they know the reference).
 




BearwoodSeagull

New member
Feb 2, 2012
178
Chalkhouse Green, Oxon
My grandad used to sy...
'Not worth a hatful of crabs'
and
'you give my arse the headache'
a lot ....which both made me laugh.
Never hear......'it's a rum old do' anymore.

Posted before but 'itchy beard' i used to like........i think was a particularly Brighton/Sussex thing?
 


Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot
Oct 8, 2003
4,751
Right here, right now
Variations on some previously mentioned:

It's black over Will's Mothers

A curry was referred to as a Ruby, as in Ruby Murray

If I couldn't sit still my Nan used to call me a fidgetarse or ask if I had ants in my pants.
 


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