FORFARS taking the piss somewhat

[Easy 10]

I walked past Forfars this morning, and noticed a small poster advertising their made-to-order birthday cakes. My eyes were drawn towards the cake with the blue and white striped shirt design, and there, on the back of the shirt was the legend:

CUTTRESS
40

So one of the chief protaganists in the opposition to the stadium, someone who would happily have seen the club go under and die rather than get planning permission, is nonetheless still quite happy to have her name emblazoned football-style on the back of an Albion shirt for one of her manky cakes.

Nice touch.

 

[Gully]

That makes me sick.

 

[severnside gull]

It's called irony...

...I love it

 

[NMH]

I did some Forfars cakes yesterday in a portaloo. I looked down as the blue flush rinsed them down into the murky stinky piss pool, and noticed that it was loaded with Forfars cakes! - perhaps about 40.

Time to change out the portaloo, methinks.

 

[Del Boy]

Who would be stoopid enough to go to forfars to get an Albion cake?

 

[dougdeep]

40? Who's she trying to kid?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Tim Cuttress is a STH isn't he? I remember getting an Albion cake for my birthday when I was about 6. I would be more than happy for Brighton & Hove Albion to produce Albion cakes of their own undercutting Forfars, even if it runs at a loss.

 

[Insider]

That makes me sick.

Did you eat the whole cake then?

 

[SpidersLegs]

Tim Cuttress is a STH isn't he? I remember getting an Albion cake for my birthday when I was about 6. I would be more than happy for Brighton & Hove Albion to produce Albion cakes of their own undercutting Forfars, even if it runs at a loss.

They do. Had one a few years ago for my sons birthday. You can have your favourite players picture on it. We had Bobby Z on it.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I walked past Forfars this morning, and noticed a small poster advertising their made-to-order birthday cakes. My eyes were drawn towards the cake with the blue and white striped shirt design, and there, on the back of the shirt was the legend:

CUTTRESS
40

So one of the chief protaganists in the opposition to the stadium, someone who would happily have seen the club go under and die rather than get planning permission, is nonetheless still quite happy to have her name emblazoned football-style on the back of an Albion shirt for one of her manky cakes.

Nice touch.

You are joking, aren't you?! That f***ing bitch

.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

They do. Had one a few years ago for my sons birthday. You can have your favourite players picture on it. We had Bobby Z on it.

You shopped at Forfars AND cut up and ate Bobby Z?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

They used to sell blue and white striped gingerbread men.

 

[mona]

They used to sell blue and white striped gingerbread men.

That sounds like the title of an obscure art film.

As for the Cuttress family, did they know that the town of Forfar is mocked by its neighbours for the stupidity of the inhabitants.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Umm Bobby Z on a cake. I could lliterally eat him

 

[London Pompous]

Shouldn't it have said CUNTRESS 40?

 

[Flavor Flav]

what a **** .....