for us children of the 60/70's.

[Lord Bracknell]

In those days they were just little scams. Today they'd be on page 1, 2 or 4 of The Sun under the heading!

"SOCIAL WORKERS AND POLICE FAIL TO STOP JUVENILE DELINQUENTS IN NO-GO AREAS!"

That's bollox.

The headline would be:-

Prescott announces £7 million regeneration package to fight social exclusion in Lancing