For those who work in an office

[tinx]

agree with tinx however i spend a lot of time on nsp too

So do I and a number of other message boards on different subjects.

 

[magoo]

Try this, this will relieve your boredom: (unsure if this has been posted on here before)
While sitting at your desk, move your right foot in continous clockwise circles, then try drawing the number '6' in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. It is possible to do it without it changing (aparantly) but it is really hard and seriously frustrating. Will probably ruin you entire day.

I can do it easy! Because i write my 6's clockwise

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

While sitting at your desk, move your right foot in continous clockwise circles, then try drawing the number '6' in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.

Fantastic. Thanks for that Commander.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Soton Seagull]

NSC, BBC website etc. Have a chat, go on a tea run etc etc.

Office work is brainkill of the highest order. My whole life seems to be a big Microsoft Excel workbook

 

[sully]

Funnily enough, I find I have work to do which is interesting and fun. And when it's not, there's a quick walk round the office and a while on NSC.

Offices are only boring for the unimaginative!!

 

[fatboy]

Make computer games in excel.

Write down the 92 football league clubs.

Get some sort of excel computer game.

Abuse the email and phone policy.

Read the help menus in word and excel. You will learn things.

Save up all your poo for a work morning.

Drink lots of coffee.

Failing that, go and wank in the toilets.

 

[Marc]

office jobs suck, been in one for almost 2 years now and I want out.....BADLY! My backs got screwed due to sitting on my arse all day and I miss that "hard earned beer!" at the end of the week (you know how refreshing it is) because I do f*** all work.

 

[Scarface]

office jobs suck, been in one for almost 2 years now and I want out.....BADLY! My backs got screwed due to sitting on my arse all day and I miss that "hard earned beer!" at the end of the week (you know how refreshing it is) because I do f*** all work.

My backup is to join the police, think that would be a better more interesting and fulfilling job? (Awaits abuse! )

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Why didn't you just join the police, that is what im gonna do when I leave collage

 

[Scarface]

Didnt think it was for me at the time, now i'm beginning to think it was a mistake not to.

 

[fatboy]

Police isn't such a bad thing to go into.

They don't pay too badly and you retire after five years with a nice pension.

 

[Scarface]

And i would get to arrest chavs!

 

[fatboy]

Can you arrest Jonny B first?

 

[Commander]

Fantastic. Thanks for that Commander.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? I get really bored at work, OK?

 

[Commander]

I can do it easy! Because i write my 6's clockwise

Then you must have received a very poor education.

 

[Scarface]

Can you arrest Jonny B first?

Why whats he done?!

 

[Lammy]

SPend a lot of time reading NSC.

What he said

 

[Northstander]

NSC is part of my job spec!!

 

[i hate derby]

watch the birds go by ..........would'nt swap my seat in the office.