For sale: Goal nets (pair).

[Bry Nylon]

Very good condition. Eight months old but hardly used. Would consider swapping for cow's arse and / or banjo.

Contact Tony or Paul via Amex Stadium, Falmer.

 

[portlock seagull]

Chuck the corner flags in, might as well.

 

[hart's shirt]

Do they still have the Premier League Ready box they came in?

Mr E Howe of Bournemouth might be interested. Apparently his have worn out already.

 

[del strangefish]

Any trophy cabinets going ?

 

[portlock seagull]

Any trophy cabinets going ?

When they opened the old one on the last day at the Goldstone a Japanese Soldier came out and surrendered.

 

[sir albion]

11 sets of banana shaped football boots for sale also...Serious bids only.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Many acres of prime housing land, recently built as a training complex but never used.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Should have kept the rugby posts - might have got some points tonight (What are those things called where the bag of air goes in the net?)

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Any Labrador leads going.