For fans of Family Guy

[US Seagull]

One of my favorities (done from memory, so it might not be 100%)

Lois: Oh, good I don't have to cook

Peter: No, go ahead and cook something anyway and we'll throw it out, I don't want you to get rusty

 

[Braders]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World