footy chants

[Hornblower]

I've been out of the loop for a while so spare me no mercy if you are all familiar with this particular gem. Apparently the Grays Athletic fans have a favorite chant for their arch rivals Canvey Island whom they allegedly believe are all of the pikey persuasion which goes:

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

One of my favorite chants was heard at a Woking vs Albion cup game all of 15 years ago. The Woking fans all sang "You've got more hats than us Briiiighton Briiiiighton".

I've allways liked the sureal chants best.

Any others?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I did enjoy the Burton fans singing "Are you Tamworth in disguise" to Man Utd at the weekend.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Horsham Town fans sing:

"Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham
Give me lard in my heart I pray
Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham,
Give me Horsham 'til the break of day
No Surrender, No surrender
No surrender to the low fat spread."

 

[Hornblower]

Horsham Town fans sing:

"Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham
Give me lard in my heart I pray
Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham,
Give me Horsham 'til the break of day
No Surrender, No surrender
No surrender to the low fat spread."

Now that's class

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; The North Stand will fcuking sing
When Frutos goes marching down the wing

 

[surrey jim]

When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; The North Stand will fcuking sing
When Frutos goes marching down the wing

whose is that

 

[Scarface]

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

Think we sang that at Luton the other week!

I quite liked Huddersfields song for Akpo Sodje which was:

'He aint Efe, he's his brother'

And Man Utds one for Park Ji Sung:

'Park, Park, whoever you may be.
you eat dogs in your home country.
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!

 

[surrey jim]

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

didnt we sing that at luton

One of my favorite chants was heard at a Woking vs Albion cup game all of 15 years ago. The Woking fans all sang "You've got more hats than us Briiiighton Briiiiighton"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Now that's class

Horsham's fans are known as the Lardy Boys and I think, if I remember rightly, this was started after fans favourite Zak Newman came back after one Summer looking particularly lardy.

It got silly. They started cursing the away dugout with packets of lard and had a little plastic gnome called Lardy which got burnt alive after an abysmal game away at (I think) Chalfont St Peter.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Re: Re: footy chants

Think we sang that at Luton the other week!

I quite liked Huddersfields song for Akpo Sodje which was:

'He aint Efe, he's his brother'

And Man Utds one for Park Ji Sung:

'Park, Park, whoever you may be.
you eat dogs in your home country.
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!

Quality!!!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole
When Frutos goes marching down the wing; The North Stand will fcuking sing
When Frutos goes marching down the wing

That's my personal favourite

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Liked our song at Chester,on Zamora,s debut,we want 5,we want 6,we want 7.

 

[The Timekeeper]

You go out you drink 12 pints you get completely plastered
You then go home and beat your wife you dirty Northern Bastard

Sung to any team North of Watford.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I quite like the song....

"Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
When we go for a wlak on the prom prom prom
where the brassbands play...
Fcuk off West Brom
Fcuk off West Brom"

 

[Superphil]

Re: Re: footy chants

And Man Utds one for Park Ji Sung:

'Park, Park, whoever you may be.
you eat dogs in your home country.
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!

Now that really is class

 

[The Wookiee]

'The Palace sing
I dont know why
Because after the game
They're going to Die!'

Followed by

'Youre going to get your f***ing heads kicked in'

Always made me chuckle

 

[culvers]

Re: Re: footy chants

And Man Utds one for Park Ji Sung:

'Park, Park, whoever you may be.
you eat dogs in your home country.
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!

For all the abuse they get Man Utd fans do come up with some good songs. John o Shea to Yesterday springs to mind, but i dont know the words.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I've always liked that (AFC) Wimbledon champagne song. To the tune of We Are Sailing.

We chill champagne
We snort cocaine
We’ve got fit birds, over here
You’ve got chip jobs,
Second hand shops
And your wife is, on the game. WHORE.

Or something like that.

 

[TSB]

whose is that

1066's and it's

 

[Timbo]

Re: Re: footy chants

And Man Utds one for Park Ji Sung:

'Park, Park, whoever you may be.
you eat dogs in your home country.
It could be worse, you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!

That is superb.

Coventry had one for Koncic (I think) that went along the lines of that Viera song.

Mustafa
Mustafa
He comes from Bosnia
He is a big fucker