Footballers with a face only a mother could love

[terryberry1]

 

[Gary Gurr]

A distant relative perhaps ......

Awesome Exmouth Exile!

 

[terryberry1]

Defenders

Midfield

Strikers

Manager

This is what the worlds ugliest team would look like. What a team that would be

 

[Philzo-93]

Don't tell me to calm down. That was bang out of order for one of our current players. How would you like it if you had seen that about yourself.
Absolute disgrace. I can't believe it was allowed through.

if you get that easily offended why sign up on this forum - do you not know the regular folk of NSC

 

[philsussex]

Can't believe nobody has posted:

 

[Philzo-93]

A distant relative perhaps ......

If Darwin ever saw this, he would definitely be jumping with joy saying "I f***ing told you so"

 

[Brownstuff]

What about Noone's black lookalike Newcastle's Tiote
Sorry bit thick and don't know how to add picture

 

[philsussex]

 

[Worthingite]

In fairness, he's a top bloke. Big as a transit van, but when he went to Worthing with Walton Casuals earlier in the season he gave one of his players a bollocking for swearing in front of my mrs, then bought us both a drink. Bought him one back, and told him he would have been a legend if it wasn't for being Palace through and through, which he took in the humour it was intended!!

 

[Worthingite]

There is NO WAY that is Nooney's mum in his photo on twitter. She looks younger than him!!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

talking of craig noone and mothers, go to twitter (i can't at work) - and look on nooney's account. He's posted a pic of him and his mum.

Top quality MILFAGE.

 

[The Large One]

There is NO WAY that is Nooney's mum in his photo on twitter. She looks younger than him!!!!

Chances are I'm not far off the same age as her.

Time was when all footballers were 12 years older than me. They just were...

 

[Phat Baz 68]

 

[rool]

When you put ugly footballers into google images look who comes up on the first page! ugly footballers - Google Search

On page 3

Which team does this ugly footballer play for because I'm supporting them from now on.

 

[gjh1971]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I cannot BELIEVE that Gareth Bale hasn't come up yet. He looks like some sort of hobbit. He is MASSIVELY ugly.

Oh, and Rio Ferdinand's pronounced overbite has always made me suspect he's genetically related to several members of the Simpsons.

 

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Mrs. Chadwick (crying): But why not Doctor?

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