Footballers secret talents..

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Driving back from our holiday today we had the radio on and Gabby Logan was being interviewed by the comedian John Bishop and she mentioned that Mark Lawrenson ( Super Seagull and MOTD pundit ) was a trombonist.
Somehow conjured an image that is now permenantly etched in my mind
Do you know of any other footballers secret talents?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Driving back from our holiday today we had the radio on and Gabby Logan was being interviewed by the comedian John Bishop and she mentioned that Mark Lawrenson ( Super Seagull and MOTD pundit ) was a trombonist.
Somehow conjured an image that is now permenantly etched in my mind

That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

 

[Hyperion]

Robbie Savage is half decent at Hopscotch

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

Oh no. She seemed quite serious/embarrassed that she had let it be known.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh no. She seemed quite serious/embarrassed that she had let it be known.

Oh right. I was expecting some sort of pink oboe joke to follow.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In fact, I bet if I checked the Profanisaurus, there would be an entry involving trombones.
[MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] would know for sure.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Robbie Savage is half decent at Hopscotch

The Scotch part, I can believe.

 

[Hyperion]

The Scotch part, I can believe.

Brilliant

 

[Hyperion]

Oh right. I was expecting some sort of pink oboe joke to follow.

What's a pink oboe? Is this slang I have missed out on somehow

 

[red star portslade]

Ashley Cole can fit a mobile phone up his bottom.

 

[spanishdave]

Apparently Fred's secret talent is being able to score a goal :/ dont really believe it though tbh

 

[cloud]

Joe Hart - cricket
Ibrahimovic - Taekwondo black belt
Daniel Agger - tattooist

 

[Mowgli37]

Ashley Cole can fit a mobile phone up his bottom.

And his head it seems.

 

[Dan Aitch]

Arjen Robben is an amazing ice-skater. Almost never falls down.

 

[lawros left foot]

Didn't both Gary and Phil Neville have the choice of professional cricket or professional football?

 

[BrianWade4]

That's got to be some sort of euphemism, surely?

Rusty trombone.

 

[Beach Hut]

Didn't both Gary and Phil Neville have the choice of professional cricket or professional football?

Yes they did, both very talented sportsman as was their sister who played Netball for England. I am pretty certain the current MOTD presented was pretty good at cricket as well.

 

[The Upper Library]

Robin Van Persie is an accomplished artist. His parents are famous artists/sculptors. He was expected to follow in their footsteps.

 

[catfish]

Robin Van Persie is an accomplished artist. His parents are famous artists/sculptors. He was expected to follow in their footsteps.

When he points Persie at the porcelain he's a p*** artist.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Wayne Rooney is a world class footballer?