Football Nicknames that piss me off!

[atfc village]

Jester Pity
Wrexscum
Trampmere Rovers
Oxturd
oh and the highly original Aldershit Oh my sides are splitting.

 

[Megazone]

LOLchester united.

 

[ExmouthExile]

Excreta City
Huddersfailed
Hartlefool
Baaaadiff
Swinedon
Farcenal
Chelski
Wet Sham
Piswitch
sCUNThorpe
Blunderland
QPhahaha
Port Fail
Turkey United
BOREnmouth
Foolham
Dull City
....... the list is endless

 

[smillie's garden]

I've always quite liked the insult "seaweed" - maybe because it is so delicious.

In the past, I've made a few half-hearted attempts to get people to call Palace "craptors". It is lavatorial - which will please the OP - but perhaps a bit too ornithological and nerdy to take off.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Blunderland and Spewcastle.

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Wazza, Muzza, JT, Stocko/Stockers etc... they all do my nut in because they sound like baby language.

Also PIG, FDM and other abbreviations used for our players. I expect Uwe will be BBBKID or something similar soon (Big Beautiful Blonde Kraut In Defence)

Someone's got a crush

 

[blue'n'white]

Surprised nobody has yet come up with Preston Nob End - perhaps nobody else knows any Carlisle fans

Although not football related the one that really does annoy me is "fanboy" which seems to be used in the context of technology

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Anyone else get totally fed up with the Mirror and their self created nicknames for players. For example, one from the last ten minutes

 

[Brightonia]

Anyone else get totally fed up with the Mirror and their self created nicknames for players. For example, one from the last ten minutes View attachment 68698

72% Battery at 8:17am?? Will be surprised if your phone makes it past 3pm.....

 

[Papa Lazarou]

72% Battery at 8:17am?? Will be surprised if your phone makes it past 3pm.....

That's from not being charged overnight. I can charge it during the day if needed.

 

[Eggman]

That's from not being charged overnight. I can charge it during the day if needed.

Phew!

 

[WATFORD zero]

I find people who get sad about people using certain words rather sad.

I get a little sad about people who get rather sad about people who find the use of certain words sad.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I think Chelski is quite witty, but all the rest are pretty artificial and leave me cold.

 

[Yoda]

Cheaterfield

Get it right, CheaterFraud

 

[Danny-Boy]

Bentford?

Be funny if one of their players crashed one.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Queens in the Park Ragers

 

[footychick]

Shitswitch

Or Ipshit.
I say Crapshit Pissarse (Palace)
Ps, it's only a bit of harmless fun

 

[Megazone]

Liverfailure FC