Football chants you no longer hear

[Green Cross Code Man]

When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will I be.....

I like that song.

 

[lawros left foot]

We had joy we had fun we had palace on the run but the fun didn't last cause the ba**ards ran too fast!

Heard Seasons in the Sun on the radio this afternoon, and got told off by my missus for singing our version. Spooky, haven't heard it in years

 

[sod1]

you're going home like Sandy Richardson (and for the young'uns )

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Wasn't there one that went like this?

In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool slums

Could be any team, not necessarily Liverpool. But probably not Bradford - as i believe all cats have gone in the Curries.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

We had joy we had fun we had palace on the run but the fun didn't last cause the ba**ards ran too fast!

Great shout, I loved this one.

I haven't been to many away games recently but used to love 'there's no one there, there's no one there...'

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Another that now comes to me 'cheer up Mark McGhee oh what can it mean,
To a, fat Scottish ******* and a shit football teaaaaaaaammmmmm'

We used to play it at the end of the night in my bar in Reading and all the lads would come in with that, rather amusing it must be said

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Your going home in a f##king ambulance "

This one has fallen victim to changing times.

The new version...

"You're going to be transported to the nearest available NHS Foundation Trust facility where the target is that on 95% of occasions you will be admitted, discharged or transferred within 4 hours of arrival."

...never really caught on. Sad really

 

[The Wookiee]

Boot wrapped round your head,
Get a boot wrapped round your head

 

[Poppett63]

We are blue, we are white, we are f:;(ing dynamite la la la la ........

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You're going home in a...










South Coast Primary Care Trust Vehicle.


No no. No no no no. No no no no. No no no no...








...pies left.


Tip toe through the North Stand...







...as we don't want to get thrown out.

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

We all know a friendly bear Yogi Yogi
We all know a friendly bear Yogi Yogi Bear

Yogi's got a little friend Boo Boo Boo Boo
Yogi's got a little friend Boo Boo Bear

Boo Boo's got a girlfriend Suzy Suzy
Boo Boo's got a girlfriend Suzy Bear

Suzy's into leather wear bondage bondage
Suzy's into leather wear she's a bondage bear

And so on and on.

Had absolutely nothing to do with the Albion but was sung on the away terraces in the late eighties early nineties for some reason.

 

[dennis]

One Banana, two banana

 

[Bry Nylon]

Customers united
Will never be defeated

You'll never make the fully-integrated sustainable transport solution.

 

[surrey jim]

One man went to burn
BURN
Went to burn down Selhurst
SELHURST
One man an his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst

Nearly came true the other year too - if only they'd taken a right turn at the furniture store.

Alot of Albion fans had a great song of this in a bar in La Havre on pre season tour circa 2006. Seemed to go on forever. Still have fuzzy memories of that weekend.

Wasn't there one that went like this?

In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool slums

Could be any team, not necessarily Liverpool. But probably not Bradford - as i believe all cats have gone in the Curries.

In your northern slums,

 

[BN9 BHA]

Referee, Referee your old lady is a whore, your old lady is a whore.

This was sung in the a North Stand at the Goldstone when I was a young un, but I thought it was " your old lady is a HORSE"

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

celtic rangers
celtic rangers

when I went to Roker they did

england scotland
england scotland

 

[BN9 BHA]

Wasn't there one that went like this?

In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool slums

Could be any team, not necessarily Liverpool. But probably not Bradford - as i believe all cats have gone in the Curries.

In your Cardiff slums, in your Cardiff slums,
You speak in a voice thats incredibly shIt, your mums on the dole and your dads in the nick,
In your Cardiff slums.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

In your northern slums,

It IS particularly applicable to Liverpool as it's taken from the local folk song 'In my Liverpool home'.

 

[scooter1]

Who's the w anker in the black seems to have replaced by, You don't know what you're doing

 

[Albion_Dave]

Hans is Eeeeeeeeevil