Football chants you no longer hear

[somerset]

L-l-l-l-l-l-l-look over there........and do they smell........like f+&*ing hell

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When sung well,.... that was a cracker.......

 

[IndependentWSU]

Nicky Rust Rust Rust.
Liam Bradys magic he wears a magic hat....................

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Shit ground, no fans .... shit ground, no fans

 

[sully]

One that I hadn't heard for years until last Saturday at St Mary's (don't ask), was "We shall not be moved". In fact, most of Liverpool's songs, though excellently sung, we're out of the 70s. To such an extent that the end of the chant above was "that's gonna win the Football League". I guess they don't realise they're not in it any more!

 

[Peteinblack]

2 nil to the Albion

 

[sully]

"Oooooh, it's a corner"



One of my all time favourites, that one!

 

[Keith at Work]

"Oooooh, it's a corner"



One of my all time favourites, that one!

Great shout, Sully! Also, ooh Gary Chivers, ooh Gary Chivers...

How about, "Oh my what a referee..." as sung by the West Stand back in the Goldstone days.

 

[Albion Robster]

"P...A...L...A...C...E...Stevie's Coppell's got VD..."

 

[Itman-dan]

One man went to burn
BURN
Went to burn down Selhurst
SELHURST
One man an his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst

Nearly came true the other year too - if only they'd taken a right turn at the furniture store.

Last season play off, us in the South West Corner got it going a few times.

 

[Danny-Boy]

"P...A...L...A...C...E...Stevie's Coppell's got VD..."

And "Mull-ry is a Ho-mo-sexual"...

Notorious chant in the mid-1960's was

"Harry Roberts is our friend, is our friend, is our friend,

Harry Roberts is our friend, he shoots coppers!

After the notorious killing of the three London policeman by villains Roberts, Whitney and Duddy. I think it was a bank robbery that went wrong.

 

[LU7 RED]

Shit ground, no fans .... shit ground, no fans

Or the other version - 'Shit fans no ground, Shit fans no ground' - I can't disclose who I sung that to

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

One that I hadn't heard for years until last Saturday at St Mary's (don't ask), was "We shall not be moved". In fact, most of Liverpool's songs, though excellently sung, we're out of the 70s. To such an extent that the end of the chant above was "that's gonna win the Football League". I guess they don't realise they're not in it any more!

I was at St Mary's last week, and I noticed that as well.

I don't think they sang "You'll never walk Alone" at all, though. I was waiting for it. They did make a lot of noise, though.

 

[Return of the Rev]

To hell with aston villa! To hell with notts county! We'll fight fight fight for the albion till we win division three!

 

[Codner's Wallop]

It's just like watching Brazil

You'll be dead by 5 o'clock

Doug is EVIL

On to Victory (well, not enough anyway)

 

[Dougie]

"who's up Peter ward "
" mullerys a prat, mullerys a prat , hit him on the head with a baseball bat , oh yeah oh yeah "
To your chant of " seagulls " we replied "seaweed"
From our side of the fence !

 

[Dougie]

It's just like watching Brazil

You'll be dead by 5 o'clock

Doug is EVIL

On to Victory (well, not enough anyway)

Our slant on the brazil ditty was " it's just like watching paint dry " especially after some turgid performances .

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's just like watching Bexhill.

 

[Return of the Rev]

We had joy we had fun we had palace on the run but the fun didn't last cause the ba**ards ran too fast!

 

[Man of Harveys]

We are the Brighton AGGRO

Literally no-one uses the word AGGRO anymore.

 

[pompeydel]

Oh a Knock kneed chicken and a bow legged hen........