Football chants you no longer hear

[Saltydog]

In response to Budgie's...I mean Duggie's contribution

"
To your chant of " seagulls " we replied "seaweed"
From our side of the fence !"

The "ssssssssssssssssss" we sang before your lot spluttered eagles... or was it e-gulls

 

[spanishdave]

We are the Albion!
The mighty Albion!
Oh
we love it by the sea!
Oh how we love you!
We love you Albion.
The greatest team we've ever seen.

•used to be sung sometimes, to the tune of you are my sunshine...

 

[ruthers]

You're going home in an army ambulance!

 

[Hamilton]

Celery! Celery!
We're the famous Brighton Hove Albion
And we're throwin' the Celery!

 

[Dan Aitch]

That one about Oscar Garcia bringing us joy would be a good one to get rid of, but only because it doesn't bloody rhyme, never has, never will, and so gets on my tits.

Would it have been so hard for him to have come from Barca "to make our day", or "help us play", or "because we're gay"?!

Bring back chants and songs that rhyme, that's what I reckon. :guitar:

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Ooh ahh ooh ahh, ooh to be a southerner. Southerners la la la....

Who's that number 1, who's that number 1, you fat *******, you fat *******, who's that number one...

Who's that number 2, and so on....

Ooh, ahh, Codner, I said ooh ahh, Codner...

We're the top side, we're the top side....

 

[Dan Aitch]

"Lost fourteen million, we only lost fourteen million, lost fourteen mil-lion, we only lost fourteen mil-lion."

Tomorrow might be our last chance to mock QPR with such a piss-poor chant.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Celery! Celery!
We're the famous Brighton Hove Albion
And we're throwin' the Celery!

Are you a fellow survivor of the celery vs Rice Krispies war? I still have the scars......

 

[Hamilton]

Are you a fellow survivor of the celery vs Rice Krispies war? I still have the scars......

I am a bystander from the North Stand. Used to love it. I miss celery.

 

[If Smith Scored Twice]

Wardy wonderland

You're Going home in a sussex ambulance (clean version)

When the ball hits the net like a ****ing rocket , it's Zamora.

 

[L'hampton Eagle]

He's only a poor little seagull
his face is all battered and torn,
he made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick
and now he don't sing anymore
https://twitter.com/WhyteleafeEagle/status/334245430185574400


I wonder if he's back at Chelsea yet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRvwGSpHqE

 

[Randsta]

Wardy wonderland
*

I remember it being sung at Prestfield .

Number 1 peter ward and number 2 peter ward ....you get the idea

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I remember it being sung at Prestfield .

Number 1 peter ward and number 2 peter ward ....you get the idea

This has been sung in the North Stand from time to time recently.

Some I remember:

You'll never make the station

Sea *clap clap clap clap clap* gulls

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We fight and never lose
For we are Brighton and we win away

 

[Baldseagull]

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus sat up and he said,
We Hate Palace, Oh we Hate Palace, We hate Palace....

Drink, Drink, wherever you may be, for we are the drunk and disorderly, and we will drink wherever we may be, for we are the drunk and disorderly.

To the laughing policeman tune.
I knew a friendly copper, his name was PC Green,
He came in to the North Stand, to see what could be seen,
But when he got inside there, he had a big surprise,
He got a ****ing house brick, right between the eyes,
Whoo Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho Ho Hooo,
Whoo Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho.

Waving wedges of cash at Northerners and singing
We've got loads a money, We've got loads a Money, da da da da, da da da da

Special adaptation for Grimsby of the "do they smell, like feckin hell" to "do they smell, like Mack-er-el"

 

[carlzeiss]

Hot Dog
Sausage Roll
Come on Brighton
Score a goal

 

[rippleman]

Not read entire thread so apologies but....

The original, full version of go left, go left......the sanatised "polite" version omitting the reference to P*l*ce is just so...meh.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Hot Dog
Sausage Roll
Come on Brighton
Score a goal

Sung in the family stand at Withdean by any chance?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

2-4-6-8
Who do we appreciate?
Not the King, not the Queen,
But the Brighton football team...!!!

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion

 

[Baldseagull]

X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion
X (insert a number larger than one here) - Nil to the Albion

Also - 1 nil, and you fooked it up, 1 nil and you fooked it up.